I dont know what one is my favourite. I think the whole "mary and joseph were actually refugees " is probably the best.
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The fact that they went to Bethlehem for a census is also fits in so well with the current bullshit in the US
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Replying to @BeigeShiba @Expat_Beagle_Oz
Idg their logic too, egypt and judea where part of the roman empire at the time so how are they refugees for merely temporarily moving to just another roman province
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You joke but one of the reasons you can claim asylum in the United States is "domestic abuse"
Can't exaggerate for humor in 

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