‘Harry Potter’ Novelist J.K. Rowling Admits Book Sales Went Up After She Referenced Being Cancelled, Lampoons Safe Spaces, And More
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Courtney Kirchoff
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writer, dog-lover, equestrian. trying to do too many things at once and forgetting half of it.
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calling out their hypocrisy won’t stop progressives from doing everything they can to silence you and beat you into submission.
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Fellas, if you’re obsessed with appearing dominant and alpha, you’re not dominant or alpha. You’ll just become domineering while looking fragile and weak. And nobody likes an unstable tyrant.
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Do mothers matter ? If so, why did you congratulate Dave Rubin when he created two intentionally motherless children? Or are we to abandon core conservative principles when someone we like violates them?
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Before we make yet ANOTHER Superman movie, can we please remake the Harry Potter stories as a 7 season show? Made by fans of the books and not greedy directors more interested in putting their stamp on individual films? you feel me?
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Also, HAS there been a Superman movie that actually focused on an older Superman or were they all about younger ones? I'm bored of the superhero genre right now, but one of the interesting aspects of BVS was an older Batman. Same with Dark Knight Rises. What's wrong with aging?
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Possibly unpopular opinion but idc. I kind of thought this current phase of superhero films was done after Endgame. Maybe we could wait a decade before we refresh and reboot everything again? Please?
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My favorite part about conservatives is how they're willing to toss things like "personal responsibility" right out the window when it doesn't suit their hero-worshipping ways.
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I love that some of you Trump diehards can't wrap your head around the possibility the NFTs were Trump's idea. Even if it wasn't, he thought it was a good idea to put into action. Either way, come on.
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this is embarrassing
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JUST IN - The "major" announcement: Trump is now selling "digital trading cards" showing him as a superhero.
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25 year old athlete has a heart attack while out for a jog.
Sometimes I hesitate to post these. But then I remember each and every one of you who gleefully posted every single article when an “unvaccinated” person died. You loved it.
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Former UCF tight end Jake Hescock dies suddenly at 25: 'Heartbroken' trib.al/3kyXCG6
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Setting boundaries is hard, but living your whole life without ever setting them is so much harder
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PRO TIP: You know that guy who just lives and dies for his crappy sports team? He cries when they lose. He wears the jersey everywhere. He knows the whole roster. And nobody on the team knows he exist.
That’s what you look like when you brag about being “loyal” to a politician.
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Why aren't unvaccinated people also getting random heart attacks?
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"The use of reproductive technologies sidelines the rights of children by prioritizing the desires of adults, regardless of the consequences".
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Let's be clear: no he doesn't.
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Let's be clear: the President has the legal authority to cancel student debt.
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Property taxes. I hate them. And to you people who say "Texas is a tax friendly state" I'd like to present my property taxes. Right after I put my eyeballs back into my skull.
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Insisting the Nazis/Hitler weren't all bad is an interesting hill to run up and die on.
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People be like "homeschool kids come out weird!" and then send their kid to schools that convince them to change their gender in between active shooter drills.
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When someone asks me why I don't trust public health experts anymore, I just show them this picture.
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1) Mass asymptomatic spread was always a lie.
2) Masks never worked.
3) Lockdowns never worked, but they did (and still) kill.
4) They denied you effective, life-saving treatments.
5) The virus was never of natural origin.
6) Operation Warp Speed was an Iraq-level failure.
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Things you already knew but have now been confirmed past week:
1) Apple is an arm of the CCP.
2) Corporate media is an arm of the CCP.
3) Corporate media is Fauci's accomplice.
4) Free speech/debate is anathema to the Spirit of the Age.
5) Disney no longer the golden goose.
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Make basic hygiene great again. Or just make it basic. Don't be complaining about women's unshaven pits if you're not cleaning your pooper. twitter.com/Slatzism/statu
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Confession: I had never even heard of Balenciaga until all this depravity came out.
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Also spending a lot of time working on my 21 acre mini-ranch and taking care of 14 animals. Yes, 14. I have a disease. 5 horses, 5 cats, 4 dogs.
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I left conservative media at the end of September. It was an exciting 7 year run, but was time to exit for calmer waters. Now working as a contractor & consultant in marketing and social media content direction & creation.
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Replying to @Courtneyscoffs
What are you up to these days? I've been curious for a while.
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Everyone around me, all vaccinated, has caught covid AGAIN. They’ve all been coughing, hacking up mucus and sneezing in my face. None of them are in too bad of shape but they’re definitely sick. Meanwhile my robust unaltered natural immunity is keeping me healthy.
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I lived in Democrat-run states for most of my life. Leftists want complete control of everything. Of course they love what's happening in China. What's alarming is how many of you are alarmed by that.
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I'm so out of it I didn't even know Kanye was running for president. Hiring Milo to run the campaign... of course this happens when I'm no longer writing news content.
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“CRT has no place in our schools”
“wokeness has no place in our military”
“child mutilation has no place in our hospitals”
all these have already swept over our institutions. do something about it besides whine and complain.
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Looks like Elon values effectiveness over lame corporate culture. Meetings have been the bane of my working existence.
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Elon reportedly send this mail to Tesla employees:
1) Avoid large meetings
Large meetings waste valuable time & energy
- They discourage debate
- People are more guarded than open
- There’s not enough time for everyone to contribute
Don’t schedule large meetings unless ...
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Some parents post about how annoying their kids are. Especially parents who get weekly visits. As if the kids won’t grow up and see that someday.
Their kids will post the same complaints when it’s time for the yearly nursing home visit.
You get what you give.
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I’m so embarrassed by our side sometimes. How weak and pathetic we are.
“I condemn this and condemn her and have you condemned him and you haven’t condemned that.”
Barf. Bunch of freaking weaklings.
Stop. Playing. Defense. You. Losers.
Offense. At all times. Offense.
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James Earl Jones is trending.
I'd pay 8$ a month for Twitter to have something say "Is alive and well" right there at the top so we don't get a heart attack every time someone famous trends. 🤦♂️
He's Darth. Fecking. Vader. For fecking sake.
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If you are surprised by the influence SBF was able to buy with a few million dollars to Vox, ProPublica, Semafor and The Intercept…
…Imagine the influence Big Pharma buys with a $10 billion spend annually on mainstream news.
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