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@CountDankulaTV

Terrorism survivor. Truck respecter.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Jun 2018

    GoFundMe have completed all verification checks of the law firm who will be acting as beneficiary of the money and the funds have now been transferred into their escrow account. Not a penny of the money has touched my own personal accounts. Email addresses have been redacted.

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  2. 10 hours ago

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  3. 11 hours ago

    This doesn't count.

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  4. 11 hours ago

    Hold on a minute this is supposed to reference the "we made it all up" meme, not him saying stuff is true.

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  5. 11 hours ago

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  6. 15 hours ago

    I'm not even mad and I don't want to know how long this took you.

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  7. 17 hours ago

    A church spire in Somerset was just blown off by Storm Eunice.

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  8. 21 hours ago

    The wheeley bin rapture has come.

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  9. Feb 17

    "We call random people on twitter russian assets, sorry kid you just aren't cool enough to hang with us"

    Replying to @elite_racist @CountDankulaTV and 2 others
    Again: You will never do anything in your entire life that's even 1% as cool as what we do every day
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  10. Feb 17

    I had to block them both, that was some literal schizophrenic shit.

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  11. Feb 17

    Both their feeds are full schizo posting. One thinks he is a leet haxxor "tracking foreign networks" when he's just looking at twitter analytics and tweets impressions.

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  12. Feb 17

    Are the Russians in the room with us right now?

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  13. Feb 17

    L + ratio + no katyushas + NATO cringe + touch vodka

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  14. Feb 17

    I've had a lot. That I'm a secret nazi, that I'm a freemason, that I'm a Mossad agent, that I'm funny. Lots of different ones.

    Replying to @CountDankulaTV
    You get some wild conspiracy theories made up about you
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  15. Feb 17

    This account is a Russian operative.

    That definitely hit the Cuckula nerve. Primarily because it is fact. Notice how his sock network won't reply to anything much personally outside his russian asset status? Prepare for incoming.
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  16. Feb 17

    "He spoke to RT once 4 years ago, clearly a Russian asset" Unhinged. Fun fact when those reporters spoke to me that day I didn't even know they were RT until someone sent me the article later.

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  17. Feb 17

    Look man ball pics will accelerate the invasion of Ukraine, you just don't understand the plan like I do.

    Replying to @CountDankulaTV
    What does Russia gain from having a large Scotsman repeatedly posting his balls on social media?
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  18. Feb 17

    Nice. I get to add "russian sleeper agent" to my collection.

    Oh my... Count Cuckula taking quite the paid foreign asset offense to anyone discussing his employers invading Ukraine. Remember when he hired on to those russkie network operations? Pepperidge Farms Remembers.
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  19. Feb 17

    I could make Mad Lads nothing but Roman emperors and still have 3 years worth of content.

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  20. Feb 17

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  21. Feb 16

    I'll spend months writing a comedy set and get a few chuckles but I fucking sneeze and she treats it like a night at the Apollo.

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