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    1. Count Honkula ߷‏Verified account @CountDankulaTV 17 Feb 2017

      *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..pic.twitter.com/fdyxTLi5hN

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      Count Honkula ߷‏Verified account @CountDankulaTV 4 Jan 2018

      Tomorrow my dudes. If this trial gets delayed again I'm launching myself into space.

      5:50 AM - 4 Jan 2018
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        1. Count Honkula ߷‏Verified account @CountDankulaTV 4 Jan 2018

          Without a spacesuit.

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        1. Spectreman‏ @spectreman 4 Jan 2018
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          You know the judge is afraid from the backlash of either condemning or acquitting you. Good luck.

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        2. Anders Blume‏Verified account @OnFireAnders 4 Jan 2018
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          I hope someone is keeping a total of what this costs the Scottish taxpayer. I wish you the best of luck and I hope you can still laugh at how stupid this all is.

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        3. Count Honkula ߷‏Verified account @CountDankulaTV 4 Jan 2018
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          thanks my dude

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        1. The Pumpkin Trucker‏ @Pumpkin_Trucker 4 Jan 2018
          Replying to @CountDankulaTV

          Have as many gassy foods as you can have, tonight. "It is my opinion..." Feeeerp "In the matter of..." Pbpbpbpbpbpt "We find the accused..." Burbleburble

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        1. bas abelmann‏ @ba3abelmann 4 Jan 2018
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          best of luck my dude

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        1. the phantom of the web site‏ @skimblebanks 4 Jan 2018
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          good luck

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        1. Matt Murdock‏ @Coheed1888 4 Jan 2018
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          Will the dug be giving evidence at the trial?

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        1. SecretSaria‏ @TheSecretSaria 4 Jan 2018
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          Wish you the best >.<

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        1. MAATOHA‏ @MAATOHA 4 Jan 2018
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          Hope some common sense will enter the situation and you walk away a free shitlord. Best of luck mate.

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