Count Dankula  

@CountDankulaTV

Nazi Pug Guy. I memed too hard and now I'm going to jail. 'A very silly bored man' - Gizmodo .

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Joined May 2016

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 17

    *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..

  2. Americans, this Independence day, celebrate the fact that your country doesn't throw people in jail for spicy memes.

  3. I sense a tv programme happening...

  4. 1 hour ago

    Warning: spicy meme ahead.

  5. OOHHH SAAAAY CAAAN YOUUU SEEEE

  6. 4 hours ago

    I added a video to a playlist Tsunami Bomb - Lemonade

  7. 6 hours ago
    Replying to

    He's not wrong tho

  8. 7 hours ago

    Dankula, tear farming since the internet was invented.

  9. 7 hours ago

    The purpose of my video was to piss off vegans. Given the video responses and replies I am getting, my mission was successful.

  10. 16 hours ago
    Replying to

    Here ya go Count...easily offend everyone with one meme :)

  11. 16 hours ago

    If someone posts a swastika on your content, it means you are a nazi, so post swastikas on SJW stuff, then laugh as they turn on each other.

  12. 17 hours ago

    When someone disproves their own point, it makes my job so much easier.

  13. 17 hours ago

    Also Ask Yourself blocked me from commenting on his seriously gay video haha.

  14. 17 hours ago

    tfw Ask Yourself took your video as an actual serious response and compared eating meat to rape. My fucking sides.

  15. 19 hours ago

    I think world leaders should have big twitter arguments like we all do.

  16. 20 hours ago

    when you find a great new scat porn site

  17. 20 hours ago

    Snapchat : countdankulatv

  18. 21 hours ago
  19. 21 hours ago

    I was communist so there was nothing to eat.

  20. 21 hours ago

    Who wants to see a pic a 16 year old communist me that couldn't except I wasn't at the stage yet in puberty to grow proper facial hair?

  21. 21 hours ago
    Replying to

    "And you're the reason why I refuse to have kids, cunt"

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