Count Dankula Verified account

@CountDankulaTV

Professional Shitposter. Youtuber. Anti-PC. Pro Free Speech. Edgi Boi. UKIP member and humble salt farmer. Alba Gu Bràth. I'm not a Nazi, but my dog is.

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Joined May 2016

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  1. Pinned Tweet

    GoFundMe have completed all verification checks of the law firm who will be acting as beneficiary of the money and the funds have now been transferred into their escrow account. Not a penny of the money has touched my own personal accounts. Email addresses have been redacted.

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  2. Jan 3

    "Comedians use lies to tell the truth—the notion that the exaggerations, stories and carefully crafted falsehoods we deliver on stage should be taken literally will be the death knell of comedy."

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  3. People keep getting at me on twitter going "remember the time you did THIS and said THAT" when it wasn't me, it was Sargon. This happens a lot. I have a fear that one day I am going to realise that I really did say and do those things and Sargon is my Tyler Durden.

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  4. To answer everyones questions, yes you can join the horde. I get 20% of looty and booty, you can fight over the rest. Clothing optional. Yes we have dental.

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  5. That's cool. When anarchism finally comes I'll round up some of the barbarian horde and come to your village. What ya gonna do? Call the cops?

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  6. An anarchist calling me a moron. Clearly a troll account.

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  7. Far lefty screechers in the replies going "OH SO YOU SUPPORT THIS FASCIST THEN REEEEE" thereby not only missing my point but proving it. So the answer is nothing, you learned fucking nothing.

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  8. 21 hours ago

    Am I the only one to notice a trend among ultra-remainers from - “An EU army is a fantasy”. To - “We could veto an EU army if we wanted to”. To - “What’s wrong with an EU army?” To - “An EU army is a necessity”. 🤨

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  9. >Far left policies fuck with people >People get angry >Far left fuck with them even more >People get angrier, swing to the right >People vote in this dude because they are so sick of it >The purge begins What did we learn from this?

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  11. Got it working. Lottery hunting with Aether Revolt.

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  12. So Twitch is apparently fucked and isn't letting me styream, so the booster opening stream most likely wont be happening tonight.

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  13. Jan 3

    We're About To Go Live With & Bearing With This Weeks TISM! Come On Over!

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  14. Jan 3

    PRESS RELEASE: Our team worked a full 4 hours today and look forward to our well deserved week long vacation.

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  15. My dog is the mastermind behind everything.

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  16. ahh fuck are we all doing political compass videos again? Fuck it, fine.

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  19. SNP MP Compares Brexit to the Holocaust, now available on .

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  20. "I wasn't assaulting you, I was just trying to ask you a question.......by grabbing you and trying to pull you over the counter." Fucking idiot.

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  21. Dipshits are calling for the McDonalds employee who fought back against that man for grabbing her over straws to be fired. The guy fucking grabbed her and tried to pull her over the counter. She had every right to start swinging.

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