Count Dankula  

@CountDankulaTV

Nazi Pug Guy. I memed too hard and now I'm going to jail. 'A very silly bored man' - Gizmodo .

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 17

    *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..

    225 replies 1,120 retweets 3,938 likes
  2. 24 minutes ago

    Americans, this Independence day, celebrate the fact that your country doesn't throw people in jail for spicy memes.

    20 replies 67 retweets 200 likes
  3. Retweeted
    35 minutes ago
    Replying to

    I sense a tv programme happening...

    4 replies 10 retweets 82 likes
  4. Retweeted
    1 hour ago

    Warning: spicy meme ahead.

    112 replies 460 retweets 1,351 likes
  5. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    OOHHH SAAAAY CAAAN YOUUU SEEEE

    4 replies 80 retweets 173 likes
  6. 4 hours ago

    I added a video to a playlist Tsunami Bomb - Lemonade

    4 likes
  7. Retweeted
    6 hours ago
    Replying to

    He's not wrong tho

    1 retweet 23 likes
  8. 7 hours ago

    Dankula, tear farming since the internet was invented.

    16 replies 6 retweets 109 likes
  9. 7 hours ago

    The purpose of my video was to piss off vegans. Given the video responses and replies I am getting, my mission was successful.

    13 replies 15 retweets 189 likes
  10. Retweeted
    16 hours ago
    Replying to

    Here ya go Count...easily offend everyone with one meme :)

    15 replies 48 retweets 178 likes
  11. 16 hours ago

    If someone posts a swastika on your content, it means you are a nazi, so post swastikas on SJW stuff, then laugh as they turn on each other.

    17 replies 31 retweets 265 likes
  12. 17 hours ago

    When someone disproves their own point, it makes my job so much easier.

    Replying to @CountDankulaTV @JeffHollandaise
    Why do you post things that have nothing to do with what the person you are replying to is saying. It's quite odd
    2 replies 8 retweets 76 likes
  13. 17 hours ago

    Also Ask Yourself blocked me from commenting on his seriously gay video haha.

    7 replies 4 retweets 101 likes
  14. 17 hours ago

    tfw Ask Yourself took your video as an actual serious response and compared eating meat to rape. My fucking sides.

    15 replies 8 retweets 62 likes
  15. 19 hours ago

    I think world leaders should have big twitter arguments like we all do.

    North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life? Hard to believe that South Korea.....
    13 replies 6 retweets 128 likes
  16. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    when you find a great new scat porn site

    1 reply 4 retweets 57 likes
  17. 20 hours ago

    Snapchat : countdankulatv

    1 reply 21 likes
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    21 hours ago
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    3 replies 6 retweets 73 likes
  19. 21 hours ago

    I was communist so there was nothing to eat.

    Replying to @CountDankulaTV
    Nigga u gotten fat. Too many chips, my dude?
    9 replies 19 retweets 175 likes
  20. 21 hours ago

    Who wants to see a pic a 16 year old communist me that couldn't except I wasn't at the stage yet in puberty to grow proper facial hair?

    100 replies 23 retweets 343 likes
  21. Retweeted
    21 hours ago
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    "And you're the reason why I refuse to have kids, cunt"

    1 reply 2 retweets 33 likes

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