coscorrodrift

@Coscorrodrift

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Nov 2021

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  2. 54 minutes ago

    Por qué abrevia "una" como "1a" 😵 si pone "1 relación" nadie lee "uno relación"

    os lamentáis tarde cuando se rompe 1a relación, pero os decimos las cosas que necesitamos para que funcione, no 1a sino muchísimas, muchísimas veces y os la suda completamente. de verdad esperáis que sigamos detrás de alguien que no da su parte para que las cosas salgan bien
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  3. Retweeted
    3 hours ago
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    Twitter

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  4. 1 hour ago

    alt text is crazy i can literally put a picture of an essay and then caption it lol 1000 char limit tho

    Picture of a text with the following content: Why is alt text important? 1. Accessibility Alt text is a tenet of accessible web design. Its original (and still primary) purpose is to describe images to visitors who are unable to see them. This includes screen readers and browsers that block images, but it also includes users who are sight-impaired or otherwise unable to visually identify an image. Including alt text with your images ensures all users, regardless of visual ability, can appreciate the content on your site. 2. Image SEO Using alt text on your images can make for a better user experience, but it may also help earn you both explicit and implicit SEO benefits. Along with implementing image title and file naming best practices, including alt text may also contribute to image SEO.
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  5. 1 hour ago

    "there are multiple origins and different ideas about what it even means but this is what I like" is literally everything

    Replying to @vgr
    there are multiple origins and different ideas about what it even means but this is what I like
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  6. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Maybe shorten it to x-splaining?

    5 replies . 1 retweet 39 likes
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  7. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    La Tierra desde el punto L1. Atentos al reflejo del Sol en el Índico. Algún día descubriremos un reflejo parecido en exoplanetas.

    07:51 on Wednesday April 27th, over the Arabian Sea
    3 replies . 19 retweets 109 likes
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  8. 7 hours ago

    omg twitter francia 🥹

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  9. 8 hours ago

    im helping my grandma to delete contacts n she tells me delete this 1 cause she died ksjdskjskjkj a

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  10. 10 hours ago

    meme cycle: black/gay/4chan people do sth -> nerds copy it -> other nerds copy them -> tiktok grabs it -> know your meme lists it -> i acquire it -> they die

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  11. 11 hours ago

    esperando a la version Ginon

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  12. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Porco il demonio in prigione vi devono rinchiudere

    Replying to @LostinAylesbury @cjayanetti
    It actually looks great. Italy can sod off.
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  13. 14 hours ago

    twitter is probably the best site you'll deadass see someone talk ab men washing their ass and it's a gorgeous woman with a phd in biology this dont happen on ig

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  14. 14 hours ago

    don't greenlinefy linklater 😭

    For a couple to pass the Green Line Love Test 💚, the man should stand up straight and his woman should lean into him. Like this:
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  15. 16 hours ago

    how is alt text to be used is it like a short summary? a thorough description ? for example if i put a painting, shld i say "picasso's Guernika", or should i say "cubist style of painting depicting the bombing of..."

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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 27
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    nope! we’re still here

    834 replies . 383 retweets 6,843 likes
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  17. 16 hours ago

    know what? imma just start double spacing for subtle emphasis some times

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  18. 17 hours ago

    Why did I just have a dream about Volkswagen having some supply chain issues in the Dagestan What does this actually mean

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  19. Apr 27

    recogidita de queibol del brolega jeff

    But we’ll see. Musk is extremely good at navigating this kind of complexity.
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  20. Apr 27

    señora... kilo y medio de col china es vicio

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 27

    Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

    176,613 replies . 649,247 retweets 4,321,093 likes
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