Because it's $2000... 

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Where can I buy it?
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Link?
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I don't see a pull out keyboard tray
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yea @cetaceanism why??
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is this even a thing?
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RGB or bust
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Yea i know dude hot tubs and jacuzzis have been murdering people for decades
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How much is the size?
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