Does gold even TASTE like anything????
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Apparently gold cutlery improves the taste of food, but I doubt there's any benefit *covering the food in it* -_-
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Years ago: “we told dan to put gold flakes on ice cream and sell it to rich New Yorkers and he actually did it, the absolute madman” 2018: “put... put gold on uhhh the chicken wings. Golden French fries. Gold-plated pop-tart foie gras. I can’t feel love anymore”
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Make a lesbian porn film with them, name the movie Goldfinger.
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More *expensive food* aka just eating money. If I'm spending $1000 on wings they better be some rare breed massaged by Japanese men and cooked in some elaborate way. Not a $7.99 plate of wings with a money sauce.
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Oh boy, I can't wait for Buzzfeed to send their guys over to be immensely disappointed!
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"which one was your favorite?" "well we tried the $2 wings from the mom n pop store, the $15 Hooters wings, and the $1000 gaudy wings. I thinking the $2 ones were the best." There. Before they waste anyone's time, I wrote the script.
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If they don't market it as "finger lickin' gold" then they have failed.
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Finger someone important
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