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Increasingly I think transition is not metaphorical but literal second adolescence, which means everything I tweet for the next two years should be understood as screeching pubescent angst. I'm so sorry.
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The difference of course is I now have full adult self-consciousness with which to watch in horror as I behave like this. Also I have to be a girl this time.
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Is being a girl a "have to" or a "get to" situation?
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Being a girl is better. So there's that
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yes. girls get the best adolescence music.
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Two puberty’s? Damn. At least this time you don’t have to lock yourself in a room. There a whole living space this time.
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I always kind of assumed that it was meant literally, if involving hormones. Because, you know, hormones.
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It's sad how much I get this. I frequently stop what I'm doing and think "oh god what am I saying, why am I acting like a 13 year old wtf" then go "oh, wait."
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The upshot is that you are an adult woman who will have/has boobs that time has had far less time to apply stresses to.
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And depending on your age, you may not have had an extremely public outlet for your emotional angst during round 1. Now the whole world can witness round 2!
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same omg
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