Lost 5 pounds in under two weeks OwO. All you gotta do is have sores all over your mouth so it's too painful to eat!!
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Amateurs. Seven weeks of radiotherapy to the neck'll make the pounds off like nothing else. Several months of only being able to eat fortified yoghurt is the way forward.
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For some reason, my immune system is way too good for me to take advantage of losing weight while sick.
I barely ever get sick, and it actually bothers me way more than it should. - 1 more reply
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@Natashatashaetc told me yesterday that food poisoning is 10x more common in the USA than it is in more civilised places like Australia and Europe... -
14.7% per annum in the USA compared to 1.5% per annum in the UK, according to The Guardian
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Flu is good for 10 pounds in a week
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Ulcers





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Anxiety is also effective for weight loss if at immoderate levels.
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