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TERF vid drinks: martini for Jackie (a drunk), grapefruit mimosa for Tiffany (emphatically fem), Smartwater for Abigail (she's a bad person)
No, I can't explain why drinking smartwater makes you a bad person, I just intuit that it does and I'm going with my gut
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Is it because it's pretentious water? How the fuck is it smart? Did it pass a written exam? If I drink it, will I be able to download apps?
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Well, it's owned by the evil Coca Cola. They stole villages water, were involved in unionist killings & invented Fanta for Nazis during WW2
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If there isn't a bottled water alignment chart, there should be one
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because, like TERFery, it's pseudoscience!
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God bless this union
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But it has electrolytes...
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Tssk. You ever even have the XXX flavor? Not as bougie as Perrier
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But that's Vitamin Water, which is the same company but doesn't brag about being smart.
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