Transitioning is going to be exposure therapy for any fear I have of awkward social situations.
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After this I can do anything. No conversation is too difficult. I could ask the hostess for a better table at a restaurant. Jesus.
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Incidentally, turns out I have a very high sperm count (not for long!) despite a decade of binge drinking and degeneracy.
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Don't tell the manosphere.
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What would make it more awkward is if you said, "Oh, I didn't mean mine. I just have a portable ice box and some time to kill."
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Unfortunately it was the receptionist at the Holiday Inn
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"OK, go masturbate in that room, what magazine would you like?" "...Do you have good wifi?Or some device where I can watch the Golden One?"
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if I had a nickle for this phrase
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They asked if I was going to send it to anybody (like a donation), and I responded with "Can I actually get them gift wrapped?"
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