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If I stay on YouTube another three years or so, I think I'll develop, without being cut, a scar that runs across my face, through one eye
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Leaving me with a white, marble eye. Or like light blue.
Just as a manifestation of my emotional state. And I'll change my name to ContraScarEye. The kids'll love me.
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Can I hire you to do birthday parties for my nieces and nephews
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Oh yeah
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The perfect Metal Gear Solid villain
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https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/1/19/Screw_eyes.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120706111924 … this guy is the first thing i thought of when i read the marble eye thing i don't even know if you'd know who he is
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he scared the shit out of me as a kid that movie is fucked up
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Will you make Lion King references in all your videos?
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Oooh, dye your hair silver too. Not white, not gray, discernibly silver. Then you can be the SJW end game mini-boss fight.
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Dark Mother is the obvious final boss fight.
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Punished Contra.
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You'll be in every kid's locker Not like a poster or anythin I mean like waiting in there to jump out and yell DON'T GO TO UNIVERSITY MAYBE
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