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I haven't been this jealous since Middle School !
Woke up this morning with Jolly Pony on my breath to discover my life newly enriched by 1 the pizza I accidentally ordered to my house instead of the convention center & 2 this fairly lewd bodypillow keychain @JennyENicholson gave me.pic.twitter.com/v1Rkvw6zzt
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Amazing
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It's the dong hanging down that makes it.
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That's supposed to be a leg. Does look disturbingly dong-like though.pic.twitter.com/qvloJyKI3L
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This is Cursed™
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what did i just read
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Just another day on twitter dot com
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I had no idea body pillow keychains existed until yesterday.
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Something about your username tells me that you want this in your life now. Not quite sure what it is.
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started reading it in ke$ha's tiktok for two secs
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