I have a very on-brand corneal abrasion from a piece of glitter that got in my eye. I hope you people appreciate the very dangerous work I do for you.
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One doesn't come back from drinking flat la croix
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I got some cayennade kombucha and am in recovery
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She's a ghoul now, that's just how it works.
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