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I love the “Reduced Guilt” line from Trader Joe’s, which implies you should feel guilty for the crime of eating food. I mean, you still feel guilt! Just, you know, a reduced amount.pic.twitter.com/uVMR9vDepp
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Please have all the advertisements just be you dressed incredibly well, but spilling things on your clothes in a very seductive way because you HAVE NO SHAME and will enjoy your food because it's that good.
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This is a quality idea.
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The box should say: "Best m o u t h f e e l in the Mac & Cheese game!"
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willing to bet you'd get the noodle texture down perfectly. many mac and cheeses' noodles just dont feel very good, in the mouth. And it seems like nobody cares, or wants to talk about it
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"Now with enhanced mouthfeel"
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Given the corndogs and other food gags in your videos, I feel like a Contrapoints Mac and cheese would be a store brand family size microwave mac and cheese with a large brick of velveeta melted on top of it.
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I just ate Mac n cheese not of the shameless or reduced guilt variety. Can someone absolve me?
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A few years back I became a priest online so guilt and shame be gone!
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