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So one time I was going through TSA (which is always anxiety inducing) and I just so happened to pack my dildo because... you know... a girl gets lonely sometimes. And this (very cute) TSA agent had to pull me aside after scanning my bag because he didn't know what it was. lol.https://twitter.com/reactionvldeos/status/1097962312814809090 …
literally just had to watch a security agent carefully rummage through my bag of toy cleaner, lube, enema, various kink stuff i shall not disclose 
At least they didn’t steal it this time
my friend always gets shit when they go thru security w their strap + accessories yet they somehow snuck on thru with an illegal switchblade! they're also Syrian so they often get randomly stopped yet ???? here we r with this knife going unnoticed thank u tsa
Hoping the jar of Nutella is intact and didn't leak over everything 
Oooooof it's happened. "What's this?" *pulling out some toy* "Sex" I've never seen anyone shove everything back in so fast.
Carry a baby next time you go through airport security Way less scrutiny
sure dude, I'll just go buy a baby from kmart so I'll have an alibi
you gotta think they see that stuff every day, right? you'd think it would be the kind of job where you become at least tolerant quickly and yet some are still total assholes
...why in heckin feck didn't you pack that in your checked bag?
I'mma bring a bag of that stuff next time for the lulz. Maybe get a generic container and just write "buttlube" on it
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