But that's when i do my best tweets. And worst tweets. My sober tweets are just toast soaked in milk
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Hey, that's like 54% of the way to French toast.
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Tweeting the words “dont tweet” is praxis
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There's no problem so bad that alcohol can't make it worse.
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i stopped drinking basically altogether about a year ago, and my stomach and head thank me for it. plus stuff is still fun!
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Good to hear from you, though. Excited to see the video.
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Once I responded to a tweet of yours drunk, it wasn't my proudest moment.
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How hard did you come onto her?

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I'm 22 wtf is a hangover?
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