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Omg the Texan grandma next to me on the plane is trying to set me up with her grandson. “I notice you’re very tall. How tall are you? My grandson is 6’7! He has a very good job as a petroleum engineer. He’d be a great catch! He has a fiancé but we don’t like her.”
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What is this, the B Plot of Frozen?
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As a Texan, I can confirm this is what all of our grandmas are like. “I saw a boy at the grocery store today wearing a Texas A&M shirt that I think you might like. He was very tall”
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Texans really take that "everything's bigger" concept seriously huh?
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That last bit tho
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Right?! I'm sitting here like, "no, run. run far away" Either a) his fiancee is bad and has him wrapped around her finger. Or b) his grandma doesn't like the fiancee because her grandson is harder to control now Either way... that's some significant baggage
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Grandmas: The Ultimate Wingman
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CRINGING WITH PETERSON NATALIE/MELON COLLAB WHEN
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