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Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman

@Condrarian

Comedian. Funny IRL not funny online. My first album is available now (see pinned tweet).

Tuscaloosa, Busch Stadium
instagram.com/condrarian
Joined August 2010

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    1. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

      Student asked me who my favorite Mortal Kombat character is this morning, and I said I guess Kung Lao, but I realize I've never given this any thought

      4 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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    2. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

      QUAN CHI Pros: +turns people into marionettes +wears a sick, dragon-kilt thing Cons: -looks like the lead singer of disturbed -does he actually know a martial art?

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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    3. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

      BO RAI CHO Pros: +unpredictable, puts his opponents off balance +v laid back Cons: -not exactly a good role model -cirrhosis

      1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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    4. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

      BARAKA Pros: +Best tunic +Scary +Julienne potatoes Cons: -has clearly never been kissed

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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    5. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

      JOHNNY CAGE Pros: +dad jokes +flexible Cons: -has his name tattooed in medieval font on his chest -is named "johnny cage"

      1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
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    6. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

      SCORPION Pros: +His head is just a skull +inherent advantage in climbing competitions Cons: -is clearly a divorced dad who hasn't gotten over it yet -probably has a lot of boat debt

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

      REPTILE Pros: +prehensile tongue +can sleep in water +only needs to eat once a week Cons: -has definitely described himself as "incel" at some point

      11:11 AM - 5 Feb 2018
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        2. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          SONYA BLADE Pros: +professional +punctual +cool sound-wave gun thing Cons: -pronounces Target as "Tarshay"

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        3. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          MILEENA Pros: +can eat an entire burger in a single bite Cons: -is basically Dee from It's Always Sunny

          1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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        4. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          GORO Pros: +Can walk many dogs at the same time Cons: -Cannot pet any dogs without turning it into a Lennie Small situation

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        5. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          SUB-ZERO Pros: +cool dad +can crack open a cold one with the boys anywhere he wants +unlike scorpion, has paid his boat off Cons: -does not know how to drive a boat

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        6. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          RAIDEN Pros: +Can microwave anything between his hands Cons: -His eyes are white because he's blind

          1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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        7. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          LIU KANG Pros: +talented, but humble +bicycle kick! Cons: -the pants look real dated now

          1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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        8. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          STRYKER Pros: +Super easy character for beginners Cons: -his name is stryker. with a y -definitely does not turn on his bodycam

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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        9. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          KUNG LAO Pros: +Best character in Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks +Consistently entertaining fatalities Cons: -Slices his hand open every time he tries to be polite to a lady

          1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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        10. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          NIGHTWOLF Pros: +radioactive ghost tomahawks Cons: -constantly mistaken for chief thunder from killer instinct -that's kinda on you, buddy

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        11. Adam Condra, Saint Denis Fancyman‏ @Condrarian Feb 5

          SHANG TSUNG Pros: +Can shapeshift +played by Cary Tagawa in the movie Cons: -very unimpressive beard game -pretends to be an old man all the time because he's a frugal bastard

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