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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien May 24

    I never get more than halfway through my sci-fi movie pitch before my therapist says, "our time is up."

    11:45 AM - 24 May 2018
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      1. Erik Skinner‏ @SkinnerMonolog May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        In a world where evil Jay Leno robots have stolen the world's laughter and the tallest, pastiest, red headiest men are coveted sexually and collected like coins, one man decided to take a stand. This summer, Conan O'Brien is: Pompador Geisha

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      1. Mark Atkinson‏ @D50Orginal May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Therapy session...pic.twitter.com/w2LeavzmuC

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      1. Oliver Gifford‏ @1iver0 May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's a great idea for a sci-fi movie! A [very tall, redheaded] man invents some kind of time-warping device to give him more time to pitch his scif-fi movie ideas to his therapist. Working title: Chronophobia! (the musical)pic.twitter.com/XLMCMOrVIW

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      1. ProcrastinationPartners‏ @ProcrastPartner May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You need a different therapist. Mine sat through extended comedy bits.

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      2. Seth Benson‏ @sethbbanzai May 28
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @edie_inksetter Conan on Black Mirror would rule!

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      3. edie inksetter‏ @edie_inksetter May 28
        Replying to @sethbbanzai @ConanOBrien

        We need to make that happen.

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      4. Seth Benson‏ @sethbbanzai May 28
        Replying to @edie_inksetter @ConanOBrien

        Please involve Clueless Gamer in it and the Interrupter

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      1. mxm‏ @mxm84 May 24
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        pic.twitter.com/W1dFMN0guv

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan May 24
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        .@ConanOBrien I just want to wake up with more time on my hand https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3f0b88eb-2e38-47c9-80fb-c291effcfe95 …pic.twitter.com/48Wgn0vuxp

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      1. Joshua Massa‏ @JoshuaMassa4 May 24
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        My condition is worse because mine won't even let me start.....

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      1. Obliteron‏ @ObliteronNebula May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's twice the time Andy gives you. I'd call it a 'win'.

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      1.  👑 Neil‏ @neiltfx May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So write a bigger check. The person after you can just wait. Keep talking

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      1. Jen‏ @TinkDncr82 May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's when you thank him or her for giving it a title...😉 #therapizethis

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      1. Lee Ann..Feckless Kunt -Fu-Fighter‏ @LeeAnndelCasti2 May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Conando in The Cosmos 🚀 had it's moment briefly --between April-May in 2010. Let it Go my Irish 🍀 Friend!!

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      1. Michele Norian‏ @mnorian4306 May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'll just leave this here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM …

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      2. Jerzeegurl‏ @pugsrulebaby May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Every time i see the word therapist it reminds me of SNL’s Jeopardy with “Sean Connery” thinking it was” the rapist”....

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      2. T.I. Earle‏ @WrittenComedy May 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I would watch the shit out of a Conan O'Brian sci-fi screenplay. Do it, Conan. If Trey Parker & Matt Stone can make a musical, you can make a sci-fi movie.

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