or just get people to pee on it - the Nobel Pees Prize
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Or he could dismantle the door ringy device for the No Bell please prize?
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Or he can get it for making a low calorie snack of baked dough with tomato sauce, pepperoni, and cheese... A no belly pizza prize!
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He could invent a non stinking Cheddar for a No Smell Cheese Prize. Sorry not as good as the pizza, as that takes some topping!
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I would ask. Why did Obama win a Nobel Peace Prize?
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If memory serves me correctly, I believe it was for smoking more marijuana than any previous world leader. He thought he was being awarded the Nobel Peace “Pipe” so was obviously quite disappointed to learn it was only a Peace Prize.
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Or you could be confused how Obama got one in the first place.
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not at all
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Dude Conan please stop trying to divide people, we like u for comedy not ur political views. If u don’t like trump good for u but Independent thinkers are passed tired of this shit. Or should they lock me up like they did Janye? Sad! Very Sad!
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That's pretty funny since that's all Trump does is instigate division.
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sad thing is, with Obama winning it, all the legitimacy was thrown out the window, so in fact Obama beat Trump to that too.
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Pretty sure the Swedish Academy did that themselves.
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They could have, if they were the one handing it out...
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Oops, my bad. Swedish = literature.
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Well, several members that gave the NPP to Obama admitted it was a mistake, so there's that...
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They've been asking him to return it for almost 10 years now.
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