“CVS was open.”
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I wished my mom a day in advance and now she is pissed at my brother because she thinks he did not wish her
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I think we all should say : "you are a mother because of me"
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What is “a fruitcake half eaten by Steven Seagal?”
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Answer: Disgusting
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I will give this card to my mom but I will say this was Conan's idea so she will told her friends and you will lost half of your viewers

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hahahah
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Sadly, this is what I’m doing since my gift got delayed....
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My 2nd son once told me I don't need anyone to tell me when Mother's Day is cause to him every day is Mother's day cause I am his Mom . I cried ..
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~ spending the day with my mom… but i’ll be sure to keep my mouth zipped til tomorrow.
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Why is mother's Day a different day over there? Is it another 'metric system' rebellion against everyone else!? Plus I bought a present for my mum because of all the tweets about it...now wearing woman's shoes out of principle
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In USA is the second Sunday of MAY but I think the majority of countries tends to be on this date According to Wikipedia here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother%27s_Day … I would love it to be on a Sunday tho it's easier to spend time with Mom that way But here in Mexico is on the 10nth :/
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Good man. Didn't realise mothering Sunday was 'unrelated'
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I had the best of both worlds. May 12th was our Wedding Anniversary. The 13th Mother's Day. What with some family drama and My SEVERELY JAMMED Toe (needing cane), I've been catered to. Typically, when sick, he suggests if I get up & vacuum or dust, I'll shake it off!
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...or last week, in my case as I follow Yoko, ha
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You have shitty weather too?
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Today’s Mother’s Day ? What
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