Thank God you told me about the spray tan, I thought for a moment real news was going to actually be taken seriously. Honestly, I don't know for sure who that chic is, I thought she died and they made a movie about her.
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Different Selena ... That was Selena Quintanilla .. Spray Tan Selena is Selena gomezpic.twitter.com/jXzr3sBEzp
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Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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No, you being on Backset Comics, this Friday 5PST only on Mixer!
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Iran can wait. I hear Trump wants to talk with Selena about spray tan tips.
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Woke Conan is best Conan
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Is this the same Nuke war some people were saying we were going to have with North Korea
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That’s disappointing. I thought we were going to have a nuclear war with North Korea. Did that get rescheduled?
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Yet. They don't have nukes *yet*. We just tore up our best method of keeping it that way.
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