I would love to see a Conan sketch where you go to a doctor who's having an existential crisis. Especially if the doctor is played by Andy Daly.
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Got my first pair of glasses last week. All it did was put humanity's chaos and pain in a higher definition.
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Come on down to Texas and I’ll get you seeing into the future........the future Conan
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You’re looking for an optimistrist
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No seriously, which depresses you less? One or two?
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What you need is an optimistetrist.
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I was gonna say that
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Shout out to optometry today.
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Visiting dad in prison be like @FaeMACK_EEM
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I, just once, want an optometrist who doesn't wear glasses.
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He's got it right though.
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My optometrist fell into his lens cutting machine and made a spectacle of himself.
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So, an optomistic optometristp
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Did he charge you extra for the reality check during your eye exam?
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I’ll be your next Optometrist, I’ll make it easier for you by asking ‘better moose or better squirrel’ instead of 1 or 2. I’ll even use a Boris accent if requested. What can I say, us Rhode Islanders need to stick together :)
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Does he ask which one looks better 1 or 2?
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