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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien May 2

    I need to get an optometrist who doesn’t ask, “Better view of a meaningless world racked by cruelty and madness like this, or like this?”

    11:40 AM - 2 May 2018
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      1. Tie McTie‏ @DonkeyKongsTie May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I would love to see a Conan sketch where you go to a doctor who's having an existential crisis. Especially if the doctor is played by Andy Daly.

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      1. Jason Dolch‏ @DrLoveTruffle May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Got my first pair of glasses last week. All it did was put humanity's chaos and pain in a higher definition.

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      2. Dr. Alex J. Robinson‏ @VSWaxahachie May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Come on down to Texas and I’ll get you seeing into the future........the future Conan

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      2. Soupy Whistleshitz‏ @DFS_Cat May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You’re looking for an optimistrist

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      1. WhiteRose  🇺🇸  🌊‏ @Chetlsmith May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @MiladyMell

        No seriously, which depresses you less? One or two?

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      2. Cassandra Curates Calamity‏ @DovedSimon May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        What you need is an optimistetrist.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. PhoKingTired*plusPumpkinsAndShit‏ @diijonn May 2
        Replying to @DovedSimon @ConanOBrien

        🙁I was gonna say that

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      1. Mission EyeCare‏ @MissionEyeCare May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Shout out to optometry today. 😁

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      1. okys‏ @4hemib May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Visiting dad in prison be like @FaeMACK_EEM

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      1. Phyllis W. Deering‏ @phyll_indablank May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I, just once, want an optometrist who doesn't wear glasses.

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      1. Jaxson‏ @KenjonBurner May 2
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        Most days, this is the ideal route...pic.twitter.com/xVfJMZKSJm

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      1.  🏹 MoxieX85 (Desi)‏ @moxiex85 May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        He's got it right though.😫

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      1. Corvette Ronnie‏ @ronniecorvette May 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My optometrist fell into his lens cutting machine and made a spectacle of himself.

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      1. Alan Weir‏ @weird_al_77 May 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So, an optomistic optometristp

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      1. Nico‏ @RyeNigel May 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did he charge you extra for the reality check during your eye exam?

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      1. Jared Scaramuzzi‏ @Jscaramuzzi May 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I’ll be your next Optometrist, I’ll make it easier for you by asking ‘better moose or better squirrel’ instead of 1 or 2. I’ll even use a Boris accent if requested. What can I say, us Rhode Islanders need to stick together :) #envisionseyecare

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      1. Maya Sakers‏ @MrsSakers77 May 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Does he ask which one looks better 1 or 2?

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