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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Apr 24

    As my father used to say, a frown is just a smile that's been rotated 180 degrees on its x axis, assuming the origin is located at the longitudinal midpoint of said frown.

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      2. Tanya Breese‏ @ThatTanya Apr 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        He could have simplified that whole thing with a smile is a frown upside down 😂

        5 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. Captain Octoberptimist‏ @CaptnOptimist Apr 24
        Replying to @ThatTanya @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/hOB8e1bV7y

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      4. Tanya Breese‏ @ThatTanya Apr 24
        Replying to @CaptnOptimist @ConanOBrien

        I know...surprised you understood it actually

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Captain Octoberptimist‏ @CaptnOptimist Apr 24
        Replying to @ThatTanya @ConanOBrien

        Ouch. I was just teasing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. Tanya Breese‏ @ThatTanya Apr 24
        Replying to @CaptnOptimist @ConanOBrien

        Oh well then OK 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Linfinite 🌹#OpDeSanitize‏ @Linfinitex8 Apr 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Your father’s a math magician?

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      2. Scott 🎃BlackCatReawr‏ @JL_Intramural Apr 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        what happens when ya turn it ninety degrees? @SarahKSilverman (: 😂pic.twitter.com/QxqLFVB5It

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      1. Don Brake On NASH FM 1017 - KAYD  🎙‏ @DonBrakeRadio Apr 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Wow, my dad said the same thing. Are you like my long lost brother. If so, can I get a loan?

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      1. mobile dan‏ @themobiledan Apr 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        in Australia, they smile upside down.

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      2. The Ghost Mooooose‏ @TheDarkestMoose Apr 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My father used to say a smile is just another sad and useless parabola full of crushing regret and existing now only to pass on a litany of neuroses to his offspring. And now I suck at math.

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. Marshall Hnyla‏ @MarshallHnyla Apr 27
        Replying to @TheDarkestMoose @ConanOBrien

        You mean a hyperbola = smile... Parabola = frown

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      4. The Ghost Mooooose‏ @TheDarkestMoose Apr 27
        Replying to @MarshallHnyla @ConanOBrien

        *sigh* math

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      1. Save the neck for me, Clark‏ @jhova30 Apr 25
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Sent this to my daughter, who responded with... “Is the frown expressed by an elliptical equation? if so, the points at which the frown turns down are the foci, expressed by (x-h)^2 (y-k)^2 ________ + _______ a^2 b^2 where c^2= +- √a^2+b^2”

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      1. Entrayonz‏ @entrayonz Apr 24
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      1. Jeanbaby1‏ @Jeanbabyone Apr 24
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Or a reflection over the x-axis.

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      1. Ben Gleib‏Verified account @bengleib Apr 24
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        Fair assumption though.

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