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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Apr 21

    I’m looking for a pill that gives me 4 hours of drymouth, but with no risk of erections.

    10:55 AM - 21 Apr 2018
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      2. Jarrett Bellini‏Verified account @JarrettBellini Apr 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Take two Ted Cruz and call me in the morning.

        3 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
      3. Jimmy Jim Jim‏ @JimmSome Apr 21
        Replying to @JarrettBellini @ConanOBrien

        May cause suicidal thoughts

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Shmookins‏ @shmookins Apr 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Edible weed.

        1 reply 1 retweet 44 likes
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      2. Ron Fournier‏Verified account @ron_fournier Apr 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It’s called alcohol

        1 reply 2 retweets 19 likes
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      1. John Blackwood‏ @toeheadleif Apr 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Whiskey. Why do I have to tell this to an Irishman?

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Dreadfully Dumb‏ @DreadfullyDumb Apr 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You, my friend, are looking for marijuana.

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      2. JamesRobertBlack‏ @JamesRobertBla3 Apr 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Mike Pence in Speedos giving Hillary Clinton in a two piece bikini a back massage on a sandy beach. If you don't go gouge out your eyes there's your four hours of dry mouth with no risk of erections.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. JamesRobertBlack‏ @JamesRobertBla3 Apr 21
        Replying to @JamesRobertBla3 @ConanOBrien

        High risk of blindness though

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. NOT The Most Bullied Person‏ @ShitsuNot Apr 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Watch Roseanne

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      1. Guido... yes, seriously. no relation to Sarducci‏ @FastFoodGuido Apr 21
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      2. Lauren Alise‏ @ohhLAURENalise Apr 21
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Its called adderall

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