Always order 2 drinks. It throws them off.
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I have so much shame when my take out sushi restaurant asks if I need one or two pairs of chopsticks.
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Been in that same situation...Just ask for two.
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I always say I don’t need utensils and use what I have at home. Less waste and they don’t know I’m a pig

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Conan, just like Trump's housekeeper, you are eating for two.
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The cleaning lady was eating for two also...pic.twitter.com/KH9mjz46ZO
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You're a bad bad boy Conan.
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Own the gluttony
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Well now that you've broken the silence on that, what else is your doorman going to tell us about?
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Reminds me of the time I was having sex and then woke up.
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I ordered dominoes once and got 4 pizzas and breadsticks for just my roommate and I. When I went to pick it up the lady told me to enjoy my party. Yep... will do. Hah!
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Doorman Confessions, now on the History Channel, Thursdays @ 7 - streaming amazon prime, hulu, myspace, yahoo-latvia
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That's a lie. This had to happen more than once...
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