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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Apr 1

    My son pranked me early this morning with the old “sledgehammer to the back of the head.”

    2:05 PM - 1 Apr 2018
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    • Ibrahim Rehan Joshua Gomes Lisa Aoki Jou Kuri Erika Avendaño Tim Hicks Conan O'Brien Just got off the phone with chief, this ain’t it😳 Huali 2021
    298 replies 1,253 retweets 15,959 likes
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      2. Sandslash‏ @GrimOutlaw Apr 1
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/HowF9wLo80

        3 replies 4 retweets 135 likes
      3. Sheepai‏ @SheepadernKing7 Apr 1
        Replying to @GrimOutlaw @ConanOBrien

        Oooooh, the ol' chair to the back of the head whilst in bath.

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      4. Sandslash‏ @GrimOutlaw Apr 1
        Replying to @SheepadernKing7 @ConanOBrien

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6flLcXFSd0Q …

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      2. Melissa‏ @Honeybeemtb Apr 1
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        04/01/198?: I told my dad I broke his Rolex and he didn't have his glasses or clothes on yet so he was just standing there hunched over in his white jockeys squinting at his watch in disbelief and to this day it's the funniest thing I've ever done. #glasses #AprilFoolsDay #dad

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      3. WestotheHolley‏ @Wes18438945 Apr 1
        Replying to @Honeybeemtb @ConanOBrien

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      1. Vincent P. B. Pazuzu‏ @VincentEFXP Apr 1
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        Can't believe you fell for that.

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      1. david myers‏ @davidmy57928083 Apr 1
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I did the same to my dad a few years ago, on an unrelated note, prison can be lonely sometimes.

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      1. ZC Travel Agency‏ @ZootopiaCity Apr 1
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Hydrofluoric acid in the showerhead. Gets me every time. No more dandruff though, so that's nice. No scalp or skull, or face, either. Good prank, all around.

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      1. MikeJackTzen‏ @MKJCKTZN Apr 1
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      1. Mario‏ @firsthoecage Apr 1
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        lol. you fell for that?

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      1. Chad Shapiro‏ @ChadShapiro Apr 1
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        Classic

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      1. Will Cusack‏ @willcusack Apr 1
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        peter Gabriel has a lot to answer for

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      1. Maggie‏ @yourvodkaaunt Apr 1
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Oh, a classic

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      1. Rafael Fugazi‏ @RafaelFugazi Apr 2
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        Well jokes on us!! 😒😕💩

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      1. Steven Walter White‏ @StevenW48484966 Apr 1
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      1. Bryan_lyns‏ @lyns_bryan Apr 1
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        Funny as hell

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      1. Rob Woodyard‏ @robwoodyard1 Apr 1
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        It's encouraging to hear that the younger generation appreciates the work of Peter Gabriel.

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      1. Eric Shawn‏ @EricShawn1 Apr 1
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I hate it when that happens.

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      1. Jensen‏ @jensengameplays Apr 1
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        🤣🤣🤣🤣 quality time

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