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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Mar 29

    The only thing I don’t love about those “Medieval Times” restaurants is how you die at age 30.

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      2. Robert Tarr‏ @tarrkid Mar 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I know the feeling.pic.twitter.com/s4SNqcwwHf

        3 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Lt. Moose Kronkdozer‏ @LtMooseEK Mar 29
        Replying to @tarrkid @ConanOBrien

        I never thought I'd see a Logan's Run reference in 2018, but here we are.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Michael Couture‏ @MCouture87 Mar 29
        Replying to @LtMooseEK @tarrkid @ConanOBrien

        Never thought I'd see a guy named Lt. Moose Kronkdozer be surprised by an obscure reference, but he we are..

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Josh Earsley‏ @joshearsley Mar 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It’s a history lesson to go a long with your Pepsi.

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      2. Christian Prosperie‏ @HurrayChristian Mar 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Fun fact: people lived as long as they do now, with the average age only being "30" because of so many deaths during or after childbirth, thus bringing the number down substantially. Plenty lived until 60, 80, sometimes older.

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      3. Christian Prosperie‏ @HurrayChristian Mar 29
        Replying to @HurrayChristian @ConanOBrien

        I'm fun at parties.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Michael Couture‏ @MCouture87 Mar 29
        Replying to @HurrayChristian @ConanOBrien

        Especially Medieval themed parties..."well, half of you are going to have to leave early due to a lack of advancements in childbirth, so looks like mostly a sausage fest.".

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Christian Prosperie‏ @HurrayChristian Mar 29
        Replying to @MCouture87 @ConanOBrien

        "This party sucks..." "Yeah, well I was going for accuracy. Sooorrryyyy."

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Donna Gravehowls‏ @DonnaDiva Mar 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Lucky you. I died in childbirth at 17.

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      2. Celtic‏ @CeItic_Fox Mar 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Me at Medieval Times, everytime.pic.twitter.com/H0NXuLYSLA

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      3. R.J.‏ @RJ_RedneckJedi Mar 29
        Replying to @CeItic_Fox @ConanOBrien

        Is there a Medieval Times around these parts, Troy?

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      4. Celtic‏ @CeItic_Fox Mar 29
        Replying to @RJ_RedneckJedi @ConanOBrien

        Only one I've frequented was in Florida! Beyond that, it's not even close, but I do like Dixie Stampede!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Saad Farooq‏ @sfarooq1115 Mar 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The GOP designed it as a model to demonstrate how to curtail Medicaid and Medicare costs.

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      1. OAS Correspondent‏ @Orionarmstar Mar 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I don’t love that place, the blasphemers they served me last time were under burnt.

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      1. Darrell‏ @stolen_golfball Mar 29
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        Ha!pic.twitter.com/bhn3lmQDVN

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      1. Jim™‏ @jordanco2u Mar 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        But this is the best part

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      1. ZC Travel Agency‏ @ZootopiaCity Mar 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Isn't that the "Logan's Run" restaurant?pic.twitter.com/2iY0i7oL6x

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      2. Jason Burak‏ @JasonBurak5 Mar 29
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Life expectancies was like 65 In the Middle Ages if you take away infant mortality rates ‘) ...

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