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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Mar 26

    I hope President Trump knows what he’s doing with these tariffs. Just had two eggrolls at Panda Express and it cost me $611.00.

    12:32 PM - 26 Mar 2018
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      2. Allan N.‏ @AllanNoik Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That’s insane!!! I just had two pandas at Eggroll Express!! What are the odds??

        2 replies 6 retweets 157 likes
      3. Garth Wickham‏ @GarthWickham77 Mar 26
        Replying to @AllanNoik @ConanOBrien

        That's HILARIOUS !!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Ricky Berwick‏ @rickyberwick Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/Ow1qUbgtCX

        3 replies 7 retweets 51 likes
      3. Anders Raben Hansen‏ @sn0wf1ake1 Mar 26
        Replying to @rickyberwick @ConanOBrien

        Watch it Conan, the internet is here.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Pnut27c‏ @redstripe27 Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @Ray_Tings

        Lmao

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Michael Gottlieb‏ @116deerfield Mar 26
        Replying to @redstripe27 @ConanOBrien @Ray_Tings

        Report from the field: Sub contractors are already paying more and charging more for steel with no guarantee of prices for longer than a few days. In the past prices were good for 30 days.

        1 reply 2 retweets 17 likes
      4. Elisabeth3‏ @Eli_on_3 Mar 27
        Replying to @116deerfield @redstripe27 and

        Not a joke. The quote I got for hurricane shutters last spring was $6,000. The quote I got this year for the same Shutters on the same windows is $10,000. Was saving for it then absolutely can't afford them now, even with that $15 a week tax cut I got

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. cliffunex‏ @funex4us Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

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      1. Trevor‏ @TrevdawgBD Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        They've gone up a whole dollar!?!

        0 replies 1 retweet 46 likes
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      1. Joe Mandese‏ @jmandese Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Worst of all, you'll be hungry in an hour.

        0 replies 0 retweets 55 likes
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      2. Ocular Nervosa‏ @ocularnervosa Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That place is such a fraud. They don't serve panda at all.

        1 reply 1 retweet 42 likes
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      1. My ALL 4 TN today‏ @MyAll4Tennessee Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You win the internet today, go home

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      1. Protonic Flux‏ @ProtonicFlux Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Coco, who eats 2 egg rolls! #fatamerica. Tone it down buddy!! 😳

        0 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Saad Farooq‏ @sfarooq1115 Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        He’s trying to make the food cost as much as the number of calories it contains.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Patricia Buchanan‏ @PatriciaRaye Mar 26
        Replying to @sfarooq1115 @ConanOBrien

        Trumps secret diet plan.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Saad Farooq‏ @sfarooq1115 Mar 27
        Replying to @PatriciaRaye @ConanOBrien

        He probably thinks calories are Fake News.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. #394Ramsfan‏ @kevrathomas Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        But the guy serving them to you makes $15/hr so nbd.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Earl Fando‏ @earlfando Mar 26
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "Actually, Panda Express is an American company founded in Glendale, California in 1983." - Impending Neil de Grasse Tyson tweet

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Guin 🌸Rage 🌿‏ @Raccguin Mar 26
        Replying to @earlfando @ConanOBrien

        The kids of the founders and I went to the same Montessori school.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. DmoDmoDmo‏ @dmodmodmo Mar 26
        Replying to @Raccguin @earlfando @ConanOBrien

        😏😏😏

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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