One accidentally shot himself three times in the head and then dropped the gun outside the door.
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They All Appears To Be Getting Invited To Blanket PARTIES. Very Frightening
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Dear
@realDonaldTrump, look at Putin’s Electoral College Map!#winningpic.twitter.com/aBEyQzO7hY
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It was nice knowing you Conan
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Putin: “You American Comedy man very amuse me. We will see how funny you are.”
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Ok that sounds a little too ominous. Please Allow me to add the following:






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With 64% of the votes counted so far,
#Putin has 104% of the votes.#RussianElectionsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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&it’ll state that Putin’s opponent’s death was of natural causes because it is only natural that one would die after a piano falls on them
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Orrrrr plot twist, the US interferes with their election
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With a landslide
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تعبت من وزنك الزائد..

مليت من الرجيم
..ومش قادر تخلص من الدهون..#رسلني_خاص وانا اساعدك


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Opponent? What opponent?
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He had an opponent?
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TRUMP 2.0 - "INFINITY." To celebrate his victory, Putin has ordered his top programmers to prepare an upgrade to Trump 1.0. The Russian president is confident Trump 2.0 will be glitch free with a next level user experience.pic.twitter.com/PKpRqQcuxd
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