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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Mar 15

    The chances of picking a perfect March Madness bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion. Which sounds impossible, but 5 years ago those were the odds Donald Trump would be president.

    11:25 AM - 15 Mar 2018
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      1. jean robekoski‏ @robekoski Mar 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I hope no more " Trumps" for a quintillion years...

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      1. Kyle Heck‏ @heckyes722 Mar 15
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      1. WabashRicky4004‏ @WRicky4004 Mar 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Common misconception, which is part of why he won.

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      1. LʘLFrʘg‏ @realLolfrog Mar 15
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      2. Bitcoin Bull‏ @BTCBULLBarnaby Mar 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Bad math Conan. There are only 7B people. So 1 in7 B would be way off, since he was alreadt DT! More like 1 in 10,000. True odds 5 years ago. Now odds of you making me laugh more than once/night......

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      3. Andrew Price‏ @aprice194 Mar 15
        Replying to @BTCBULLBarnaby @ConanOBrien

        Haha. If I arm wrestle a 6 year old, their chances of winning aren't 1 in 2.

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      4. Ethan McKee 🐝‏ @Uplink74 Mar 16
        Replying to @aprice194 @ConanOBrien

        You pop a blood vessel and go down, boom, there's still a chance the 6 year old you're picking on, could win.

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      5. Andrew Price‏ @aprice194 Mar 16
        Replying to @Uplink74 @ConanOBrien

        Haha. I like you.

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      2. Grant‏ @dgrant0101 Mar 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You're trying too hard.

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      3. Christine Fekete‏ @ckfekete Mar 15
        Replying to @dgrant0101 @ConanOBrien

        Said Stormy Daniel to Trump.

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      5. Christine Fekete‏ @ckfekete Mar 15
        Replying to @RustyColbert @dgrant0101 @ConanOBrien

        This cracked me up-thanks for the smile :)

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      2. Kenny Swift‏ @Kenny_Swift Mar 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        But isn't this better for late night ratings than swooning for a Dem POTUS? Since you aren't allowed to be critical of them?pic.twitter.com/oaQqaCcN4k

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      4. Kenny Swift‏ @Kenny_Swift Mar 15
        Replying to @cdoggindahouse @ConanOBrien

        😂 only time will tell.

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      1. Robert McFadyen‏ @Shootie7200 Mar 15
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        Yes, but he's still not really a President.

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      1. Randy M‏ @Randy_in_CT Mar 15
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        Should I have the Russians help me pick??

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      1. Starbuck Woolf‏ @OurManInPotosi Mar 15
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        Thank God you're back!

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      1. quirk ~ e  💚 💙‏ @GoRejoicing Mar 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ~ true that and just goes to show ya that even the highly unlikely is still quite possible… just what we’ve all been hoping to find out.

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