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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Mar 3

    I told my kids that at their age I had to watch VHS tapes on school safety, and they said “what’s school safety?”

    11:55 AM - 3 Mar 2018
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    406 replies 9,180 retweets 53,007 likes
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      2. Rich Walker‏ @rawartdesign Mar 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/ENnve62sjE

        2 replies 17 retweets 197 likes
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      4. Laura‏ @whatisacakeomg Mar 3

        Or the funding for them.

        3 replies 1 retweet 65 likes
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      6. arudosu-chan‏ @le_aldous Mar 4

        not really, he added to it. Your reading comprehension needs work.

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      7. Mark J‏ @marjenjr Mar 4
        Replying to @le_aldous @whatisacakeomg and

        Choir teacher....pic.twitter.com/9ykPb292ov

        3 replies 13 retweets 98 likes
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      2. Dorian Morris‏ @SecretiveD Mar 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Not what's the VHS? Or tape?

        12 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. Marvel.Thalia‏ @Marvel_Thalia Mar 3
        Replying to @SecretiveD @ConanOBrien

        That’s the joke.

        2 replies 0 retweets 233 likes
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      2. WeeHalfPint  🍻 🍷 ✌ 💙 💃‏ @weehalfpintt Mar 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Probably the only thing that has stayed the same in my school in Scotland, which our kids now go to, is that the police only ever go there to talk about Road Safety.

        4 replies 1 retweet 121 likes
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      4. WeeHalfPint  🍻 🍷 ✌ 💙 💃‏ @weehalfpintt Mar 3
        Replying to @zyanyarios @ConanOBrien

        I know. Every day Im reminded just how much.

        0 replies 0 retweets 43 likes
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      2. Shabooty  🎮‏Verified account @SHABOOTY Mar 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I feel yapic.twitter.com/AZdEHmzbE2

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      1. Winston‏ @winstonbeckett Mar 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        In my day school safety was learning how to form a line and throw buckets of water on burning pine. No school shooters back then but there were some lazy bucket throwers, trust me.

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      2. Tomas Reyna II‏ @TomasReynaII Mar 3
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It’s when the schools start selling guns in vending machines for everyone.

        3 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Simba‏ @larry_legend9 Mar 3
        Replying to @TomasReynaII @ConanOBrien

        bring back Big League Chew!

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