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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Feb 8

    Scientists have recreated the face of a teenage girl from 9,000 years ago. Careful analysis shows she died of embarrassment over something her mom did.

    1:55 PM - 8 Feb 2018
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    165 replies 1,475 retweets 15,213 likes
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      2. OAS Correspondent‏ @Orionarmstar Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        They took away her fire. She won't be sending signals to anyone for a month.

        3 replies 3 retweets 63 likes
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      1. Das‏ @Das_is_me Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        dedpic.twitter.com/zBCy6PzA6K

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      2. cecilia kodama‏ @ceckodama Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        As a mom of 3 teenagers- thank you for the therapeutic laugh 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. .obd/‏ @ObedCano Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Too soon Conan...

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      2. My Peeps Show Pod‏ @MyPeepsShowPod Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If there is no sign of acne then i question the validity of the "Teenage" part

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Serve‏ @lauserve Feb 8
        Replying to @MyPeepsShowPod @ConanOBrien

        Now im wondering what acne's purpose is in evolution. Any theories?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Cole Miller‏ @MillerMiller656 Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        She can’t even!

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      1. Jenny‏ @themightyscribe Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Every teenager is America is nodding in agreement.

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      1. Betsy Lugo‏ @MimaBets Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Wow! 👍🏼❤️❤️

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      1. Peter Sharma III‏ @An_Oracle Feb 9
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        https://www.google.com/amp/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1FC1XK …

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      1. Peter Mangiaracina‏ @iclaudius Feb 8
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        Too soon?

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      1. The Scotty‏ @TheMainScotty Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        SPOILER ALERT: Her Mom gave her pleurisy.

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      1. Kirsten R.‏ @kelisabeth38 Feb 9
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @soonerfanjps

        If you look very closely, you can see the mark her mom left when she wiped something off the daughter’s face using mom spit and a Kleenex.

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      1. Dotard B. Covfefe‏ @ArthurHinty Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ... Mom dragged her by the hair all the way to the front door of school, instead of dropping her off two blocks away like she wanted.

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      1. Kris ❤️M.‏ @4everRoo Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Sounds about right! 🤣

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      1. William Pylypow‏ @WillPylypow Feb 8
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Pretty sure that's right around when girlkind got here from mars...

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