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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jan 31

    Late night thought: My body is a reverse Brita filter.

    12:05 PM - 31 Jan 2018
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      1. Brita USA‏Verified account @BritaUSA Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That’s so funny. We were just thinking about how we’re a reverse Conan.pic.twitter.com/Fl2hFBELeZ

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      1. Tim Pittman‏ @PittmanTim Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        What the hell are you putting into your Brita pitcher?

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      1. Susan Petrone‏ @SusanPetrone Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Whenever I drink wine, I pretend I'm Jesus in reverse.

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      1. Pimp Master Broda‏ @PimpMasterYoda1 Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I get those thought too...pic.twitter.com/SWATLMYg2V

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      1. Ellen Mancusi‏ @Ellenm211 Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Now this is all I’m thinking about. Thanks.

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      1. Justin Phillips‏ @jpeterphillips Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Time for @JohnMayer to rework "Your Body Is a Wonderland"

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      2. Kevin Kemp‏ @KevinWK_ Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        But if you pee in a Brita, you don't get water. Trust me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Piston‏ @PistonCabeca Jan 31
        Replying to @KevinWK_ @ConanOBrien

        Will you get presidential pardon?

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      4. Kevin Kemp‏ @KevinWK_ Jan 31
        Replying to @PistonCabeca @ConanOBrien

        Only if the water filter is Russian.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Karim sayed‏ @Karim___sayed Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Do you love Jordan Schlansky?

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      1. Evan Tweetshuler‏ @evanalt Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Your Reverse Brita Filter is a Wonderland cc: @BritaUSA @JohnMayer

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      1. nuria rodriguez‏ @nerdhead209 Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        So is mine 💩

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      2. peter | 36‏ @deviantcolbert Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        but it’s lunchtime where you are..

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      3. cosmo‏ @cosmoo81 Jan 31
        Replying to @deviantcolbert @pauldinello @ConanOBrien

        Probably he is talking about State of the Uniom

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      4. peter | 36‏ @deviantcolbert Jan 31
        Replying to @cosmoo81 @ConanOBrien

        our near and dear uniom

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      2. j00liebing‏ @j00liebingaling Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        What’s really weird Conan is that I was literally 5 minutes ago dealing with the Longlast @BritaUSA filter not working and banging it against my counter cuz it’s clogged after 2 weeks. How did you know I needed a reverse one?!!

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      3. Brita USA‏Verified account @BritaUSA Feb 1
        Replying to @j00liebingaling

        Hey there! We're sorry to hear that your Brita Longlast is filtering slowly. So we can help, please follow/DM us with the UPC, production code, and store of purchase. Thanks!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Stefanie Warren‏ @stefinetely Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I love you so much. #myhallpasspic.twitter.com/Sb1U3cz0sE

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      1. Destroy All Statues‏ @sadhourglass Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Isn't your entire show just Late Night thoughts?

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      1. Sorting Hat Reject‏ @BrittaGrass Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Brita is cool n all, but they're missing out on the true joy of double Ts.

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