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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jan 30

    This meal is delicious! (NOTE TO SELF: save this one to drafts and use it if I have a delicious meal)

    11:15 AM - 30 Jan 2018
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    • ButteredNoodles3005 Sophia Blake Deanna H. Kael Lindstedt-Bendt Ashar Lahad Sophia Conan O'Brien Conan O'Brien Spiderlilly 💦
    56 replies 212 retweets 3,447 likes
      1. TrumpsTaxes‏ @TrumpsTaxes Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Just don't mix up the letters. If you tweet "This deal is malicious!" people will worry...

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      1. Elvira 253‏ @elvisdenise Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/9iRgK0mNRy

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      1. Z3R0D3GR33S‏ @Z3R0D3GR33S Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Just use CTRL-C. What else is going to happen to you worth CTRL-C'ing between now and your next delicious meal?

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      1. AnaisNinja  🌊‏ @Ennuigo1 Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Congratulations on 2020 run !!pic.twitter.com/hTxBi3R1h5

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      1. PJ Deredin‏ @PJDeredin Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “Hi guys. Going to be away from Twitter for a while. Just dealing with all of these Toys R Us closures in my own private way.” I guess your done dealing with Toys R Us closures?

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      2. Eileen‏ @smith_eileen Feb 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @MurphyyTara @rileythehippie @rorysmithh

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      3. Rory Smith‏ @rorysmithh Feb 2
        Replying to @smith_eileen @ConanOBrien and

        Omg!!!

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      4. End of conversation
      1. Steve Diamond Coaching‏ @SteveDCoaching Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        ...Thus ending the shortest lived (air quote) “TWITTER BREAK” in modern history.

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      1. Wendell Thompson‏ @Jack0817 Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Who wrote that joke for you? LOL

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      1. Rat¢het‏ @rachlync Feb 5
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Wow you really are looking for a writer

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      1. David Marcus‏ @THEDavidMarcus Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Note to Conan: Cannibalism is wrong no matter the taste.

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      1. Potato Comet‏ @PotatoComets Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Potatoes 🥔 yum 😋

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      1. Tgage‏ @tgagemurphy Jan 30
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Those who fail to plan, plan to fail.

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      1. Audrey Shi‏ @audrey__shi Apr 18
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Silly you forgot to delete the note to self part! (NOTE TO SELF: do not use in situations where sarcasm goes over people's heads)

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      1. लम्जुङे‏ @abstractheory Feb 17
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I JUST THOUGHT OF THE FUNNIEST TWEET!

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      1. The Black Hoodie Guy‏ @blackhoodiedude Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My salmon sushi looks like Trump.

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      1. Tara Parker‏ @Taraashleypark Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did you have a nutella sandwich?

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      1. 伏地膜‏ @wanghongrui2 Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        你不是说不上图特了嘛!

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      1. bREAK A sTARS eVER-Olympus (YE)‏ @StephenHaskins2 Jan 31
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        bREAK A sTARS eVER-Olympus (YE) Retweeted bREAK A sTARS eVER-Olympus (YE)

        https://twitter.com/StephenHaskins2/status/957123359787175936?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E3 … (Need a bud? )Endorse -B.A.S.E.(YE)-

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