Just don't mix up the letters. If you tweet "This deal is malicious!" people will worry...
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Just use CTRL-C. What else is going to happen to you worth CTRL-C'ing between now and your next delicious meal?
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“Hi guys. Going to be away from Twitter for a while. Just dealing with all of these Toys R Us closures in my own private way.” I guess your done dealing with Toys R Us closures?
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Omg!!!
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...Thus ending the shortest lived (air quote) “TWITTER BREAK” in modern history.
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Who wrote that joke for you? LOL
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Wow you really are looking for a writer
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Note to Conan: Cannibalism is wrong no matter the taste.
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Potatoes
yum
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Those who fail to plan, plan to fail.
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Silly you forgot to delete the note to self part! (NOTE TO SELF: do not use in situations where sarcasm goes over people's heads)
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I JUST THOUGHT OF THE FUNNIEST TWEET!
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My salmon sushi looks like Trump.
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Did you have a nutella sandwich?
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你不是说不上图特了嘛!
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