What's a watch?pic.twitter.com/OAecnulkl9
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"same political party" nope. "endorsed same candidate" to be fair, there were only two to choose from on the final ticket, one of them was a big bag of shit, and the other was a political veteran... quite a few choose the veteran "same stance on every issue" definitely not true.
I think he meant, "the battery in my Dora the explorer watch broke"
FYI, it’s 420 on our weedWatch. #LegalizeIt @highergtvpic.twitter.com/WpMQVCWys4
its 2 sand grains til midnight on my doomsday sand clock.
My husband and I loved your Haiti special last might. Thank you for bringing attention to this special country and its people.
in the year 2000..... 
For the love of god man, keep applying Apple updates so the clock will run a little slower!
That will get fixed in the next patch.
Doomsdaylight savings?
We'll be dead on March 11th when we set our clocks an hour ahead.
I’m running for the hills with a mason jar of my best Shine
Apple slowed it down, so you really only have 3 seconds
Apple recently admitted to slowing down devices. So, depending on your watch’s version, we could have a bit more time 
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