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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jan 22

    We know Trump watches Fox News commercials because he just put a reverse mortgage on the White House.

    12:35 PM - 22 Jan 2018
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    512 replies 2,688 retweets 21,400 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Tgage‏ @tgagemurphy Jan 22
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Trump just named "The General" as the new Secretary of Defense.pic.twitter.com/LJi3pUv16v

        5 replies 14 retweets 163 likes
      3. Cthulhu Lou Grant‏ @TheRealMattL Jan 22
        Replying to @tgagemurphy @ConanOBrien

        J.G. Wentworth was appointed Treasury Secretary...

        1 reply 2 retweets 18 likes
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      2. Shithole Country‏ @ShltholeCountry Jan 22
        Replying to @CaliSandwitch @ConanOBrien

        @calisandwitch Are you sure you don’t mean Flint’s water supply?

        4 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      4. Shithole Country‏ @ShltholeCountry Jan 22
        Replying to @CaliSandwitch @ConanOBrien

        We are under republican leadership. You realize that, right?

        4 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      6. Shithole Country‏ @ShltholeCountry Jan 22
        Replying to @CaliSandwitch @ConanOBrien

        I don’t have a point. I’m here for jokes and sarcasm, sir. If asked, I’d say both parties are doing a crappy job. But no one asked...sooo...

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      8. Shithole Country‏ @ShltholeCountry Jan 22
        Replying to @CaliSandwitch @ConanOBrien

        I just call everyone “sir” now. Seems easier. Also, I only say “good morning.” Any time of day. Cuts down on having to use my brain as much, which—as a man—is totally helpful.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Scott Nordlund‏ @Nordlund30 Jan 22
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Late night comedians have taken the comedy out of making fun of Trump. It isn't funny when the "jokes" come from a place of pure hate for an individual.

        31 replies 4 retweets 88 likes
      3. INF_Red_Willixm  🔥‏ @willixmrojo Jan 22
        Replying to @Nordlund30 @ConanOBrien

        To be fair, how can you not hate him?

        21 replies 1 retweet 95 likes
      4. Harry goldstein‏ @sether2 Jan 22
        Replying to @willixmrojo @Nordlund30 @ConanOBrien

        Why hate him besides some salty language? The economy is doing so much better

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      5. Dan Sexton‏ @Dantonsexgene Jan 22
        Replying to @sether2 @willixmrojo and

        You do realize Trump is not a part of that growth. Policies put in place before he was POTUS are responsible. The same could be said about Obama's first couple years or Bush before him. Trump only wanted to be POTUS to help his own brand and not the working people.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Harry goldstein‏ @sether2 Jan 22
        Replying to @Dantonsexgene @willixmrojo and

        What policies are you referring to? And why did it take 8 years to work if they were so great?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. Harry goldstein‏ @sether2 Jan 22
        Replying to @Dantonsexgene @willixmrojo and

        You got me, Obama was the greatest. Great answer to my question

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. End of conversation
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      2. Geekology‏ @academic_dud Jan 22
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Trump 2020 🇺🇸

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Ms.I Stay Busy‏ @gigglesngrin Jan 22
        Replying to @academic_dud @ConanOBrien

        #bot

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Geekology‏ @academic_dud Jan 22
        Replying to @gigglesngrin @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/aacJOfpsVJ

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Ms.I Stay Busy‏ @gigglesngrin Jan 22
        Replying to @academic_dud @ConanOBrien

        #RussianBot

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      6. トレバーゲイツ‏ @trentDTD Jan 22
        Replying to @gigglesngrin @academic_dud @ConanOBrien

        #Libtardbot

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Andrew C Forrest‏ @AndrewCForrest Jan 22
        Replying to @trentDTD @gigglesngrin and

        What compelling arguments you republicans make. And WE’RE the “tards”...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Deplorable Dinosaur‏ @McPterodactlyz Jan 24
        Replying to @AndrewCForrest @gigglesngrin and

        How many genders are there?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. トレバーゲイツ‏ @trentDTD Jan 24
        Replying to @McPterodactlyz @AndrewCForrest and

        Obviously there are only two, having more then two genders in the world in impossible

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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