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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jan 15

    If you are in Washington, D.C., an exciting time to visit the White House is 1-3PM, when they feed live lizards to Stephen Miller.

    1:10 PM - 15 Jan 2018
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    442 replies 4,433 retweets 27,075 likes
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      2. Christopher Kiraly‏ @ckiraly Jan 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        There's also light snacks during "executive time" brought to you by Jeff Sessions' baking company.

        3 replies 3 retweets 46 likes
      3. Ms. Patsy‏ @MsPatsyy Jan 15
        Replying to @ckiraly @ConanOBrien

        Hot from the oven by the head baker. Jefferson B. Session😄

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Toxchick  🌊 🌊‏ @toxchick42 Jan 15
        Replying to @MsPatsyy @ckiraly @ConanOBrien

        Jeff Sessions-cooking up some voter suppression and fudge stripe cookies!pic.twitter.com/tjfzs12fwi

        1 reply 3 retweets 49 likes
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      2. suzyQ‏ @BSNNP07 Jan 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        4-5 he regurgitates them to SHSanders

        2 replies 6 retweets 54 likes
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      2. Doran “Optimist Prime” Wetzel‏ @mehitsbeendone Jan 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Shoot. I got there at 3:45, just in time to see him sunning himself on some rocks.

        2 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
      3. Bryce‏ @redbryce1 Jan 15
        Replying to @mehitsbeendone @ConanOBrien

        Ewww I'm sorry

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Doran “Optimist Prime” Wetzel‏ @mehitsbeendone Jan 15
        Replying to @redbryce1 @ConanOBrien

        Could have been worse. Seeing pictures of Trump everyday seems to have removed my gag reflex.

        0 replies 2 retweets 6 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Matt Mephisto‏ @MattMephisto Jan 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If you go later in the day, you can witness @realDonaldTrump waking up from his afternoon nap as he crawls out of @SarahHuckabee marsupial pouch. (PROTIP: Get the audio tour option presented by Sir David Attenborough.. you will regret it a bit less.)

        2 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
      3. IAmMeta‏ @RedFoxMeta Jan 16
        Replying to @MattMephisto @ConanOBrien and

        "Marsupial pouch"..."Sir David Attenborough" 😩😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. JonAndJoeInIndy  👬 🏳️‍🌈 🌊‏ @JonAndJoeInIndy Jan 18
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @Merrirrro

        Hey @ConanOBrien didja know Stephen Miller is Joseph Goebbel's Grandson ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgypWo0DCps …pic.twitter.com/V0nlX9ZfHp

        4 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. ScottMTKD #VetsResistSquadron‏ @scottmtkd Jan 18
        Replying to @JonAndJoeInIndy @ConanOBrien @Merrirrro

        And this guy..pic.twitter.com/RX35Ft2Num

        0 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
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      2. CalmYourSillyHaase‏ @MKellyRose Jan 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @beels

        Stephen Miller in my eyes...................pic.twitter.com/CM39eEtMKQ

        2 replies 2 retweets 19 likes
      3. Linda Lu  😎‏ @O_U8_12 Jan 15
        Replying to @MKellyRose @ConanOBrien @beels

        Sleestak Miller!pic.twitter.com/XhP3gOE4pV

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Down w/ the NotSees‏ @Mr___Sub Jan 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

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      2. Russ Palmer‏ @RussPalmer Jan 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I believe they also feed miniaturized Trump/Mitch McConnell mixed breeds to White House internspic.twitter.com/WrWwasIycT

        1 reply 2 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Kaj Sandström‏ @EvilAraya79 Jan 15
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/akWsUbu3hJ

        1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
      3. suzyQ‏ @BSNNP07 Jan 15
        Replying to @EvilAraya79 @ConanOBrien

        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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