There's also light snacks during "executive time" brought to you by Jeff Sessions' baking company.
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Hot from the oven by the head baker. Jefferson B. Session

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Jeff Sessions-cooking up some voter suppression and fudge stripe cookies!pic.twitter.com/tjfzs12fwi
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4-5 he regurgitates them to SHSanders
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Shoot. I got there at 3:45, just in time to see him sunning himself on some rocks.
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Ewww I'm sorry
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Could have been worse. Seeing pictures of Trump everyday seems to have removed my gag reflex.
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If you go later in the day, you can witness
@realDonaldTrump waking up from his afternoon nap as he crawls out of@SarahHuckabee marsupial pouch. (PROTIP: Get the audio tour option presented by Sir David Attenborough.. you will regret it a bit less.) -
"Marsupial pouch"..."Sir David Attenborough"

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Hey
@ConanOBrien didja know Stephen Miller is Joseph Goebbel's Grandson ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgypWo0DCps …pic.twitter.com/V0nlX9ZfHp
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Stephen Miller in my eyes...................pic.twitter.com/CM39eEtMKQ
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien I believe they also feed miniaturized Trump/Mitch McConnell mixed breeds to White House internspic.twitter.com/WrWwasIycT
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