The ring fell off my pudding can
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Take my pen knife, my good man.
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Apply heat. Eventually the can will open itself.
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@ConanOBrien You know what this is? This is a recipe for soup. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/772e8064-8884-4784-b483-ea7360517326 …pic.twitter.com/r7l0KH352kThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Still not like mom used to open.
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Nothing goes with open soup like a burned grilled cheese.
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All my recipes start with “cut film cover to vent.”
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Doubt it is as good as mine. It's dynamite.
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Yeh but nobody asked for your opinion
#OBrien. Plus how do you want us to take your advise if you keep talking about#Masturbation
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I have a pretty awesome recipe for opening up my sister in the Applebees parking lot on a church night
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Would you like the recipe for Trump Jr. Soup?
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1 part hammer 1 part can of Trump soup 1 teaspoon of salt Place on hard surface. Hammer can till desired texture then toss salt over shoulder. Let can and contents sit over night. Toss can in trash and I'm done. Sorry and your done.
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Bottle rocket and twine?
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I know how to make a panini on the George foreman grill...we should party...
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No Soup For You One Week ....
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