Being dead isn't very fun. It's a lot better than being frozen in carbonite though. At least I can still tweet while I'm dead.
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Last year I finished my bottles of shampoo and conditioner on the same day and had this very same thought.
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That chapstick has seen things you people wouldn't believe.
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yeah i can never eat a full one
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When the life of one Chapstick ends, a new one is found in a pocket of cargo shorts.
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Yes, but have you finished all the ink in a Bic pen yet?
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Haha Came here to say just that!
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That actually advances you to an OT VIII in Scientology.
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"You don't know the history of chapped lips like I do Matt"
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That took me a minute. Well played.
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LoL thanks, i knew I was taking a chance.
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Chapped lips achievement unlocked
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Literally, no one believes you. It can't be done.
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I finished one the other night. Took me 1.5 years. A proud accomplishment.
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