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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien Jan 2

    How many people have been wrongly charged with murder because they’d just finished eating a pomegranate?

    12:05 PM - 2 Jan 2018
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    232 replies 612 retweets 7,087 likes
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      2. Joshua Zive‏ @jczive Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Zero. Nobody ever actually finishes a pomegranate.

        5 replies 0 retweets 51 likes
      3. Matthew Walker‏ @MatthewLWalker1 Jan 2
        Replying to @jczive @ConanOBrien

        Woah. ive finished at least 40

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Jay Spook (PACK 2-2-1)‏ @JB900xDaWeeb Jan 2
        Replying to @MatthewLWalker1 @jczive @ConanOBrien

        Calling the police.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      5. Jay Spook (PACK 2-2-1)‏ @JB900xDaWeeb Jan 2
        Replying to @JB900xDaWeeb @MatthewLWalker1 and

        pic.twitter.com/gfPE4su3YV

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Matthew Walker‏ @MatthewLWalker1 Jan 2
        Replying to @JB900xDaWeeb @jczive @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/nu7o3kV4An

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. TheReal69‏ @FHercules24 Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        How many writers on the payroll for this garbage tweet?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Steve Budd‏ @Tellemstevebudd Jan 2
        Replying to @FHercules24 @ConanOBrien

        If you don't like it stop following. It's pretty easy to not see things you don't like.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. and you feel shame‏ @ShootItGonchar Jan 2
        Replying to @Tellemstevebudd @FHercules24 @ConanOBrien

        I don't know man, once you lose thereal69 you start to wonder if the whole thing is really worth it.

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      2. Laura J. Burns‏ @ljburns Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Well, I have. But to be fair, I HAD murdered someone earlier in the day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Rob Meyer‏ @robpaulmeyer Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Seriously though, in my experience the folks that eat them are seedy.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Ripplin‏ @RipplinBuck Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Or been refused service at the Steamtown Mall for eating beets.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Eric Long‏ @teamlongfamily Jan 2
        Replying to @RipplinBuck @ConanOBrien

        Ha

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. We're not aliens‏ @RevRogue Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I ate one once and got chased by Tommy Lee Jones for 3 months. #highdivessuck

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Parker Fairchild‏ @MrGameWatch64 Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        None of them would be Innocent, since they'd be caught red-handed

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      1. Alex Krūmiņš  💚 🔥 💨 👀‏ @KruminsAlex Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Don’t forget grapefruit! It has soured more than one person on their outlook on life. 😤💚🔥pic.twitter.com/wefXgsWQsL

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      1. Airline Pilots Unite for Occupational Health‏ @AirPilotsUnite Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Avoid a messy crime scene with this trick... http://www.sophisticatedgourmet.com/2016/03/how-to-deseed-pomegranate/ …

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      1. @ajsileo914‏ @ajsileo914 Jan 2
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Omg haha Conan ur mind is unbelievable don't ever try to get mental help AJ @ajsileo914

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