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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 28 Dec 2017

    A hilarious thing to do when you're waiting too long for something is roll your eyes and say "What IS this, the Mueller probe?"

    12:30 PM - 28 Dec 2017
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      2.  🐾 Happy Ocetober  🐾 / @pawcelot@meows.life‏ @pawcelot 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I just have to remind myself occasionally that it took two years from Watergate to Nixon actually resigning.

        3 replies 2 retweets 57 likes
      3. Mick Hargreaves‏ @mickhargreaves 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @pawcelot @ConanOBrien

        Two years and two months, but who's counting? (Actually, we ALL are.)

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
      4.  🐾 Happy Ocetober  🐾 / @pawcelot@meows.life‏ @pawcelot 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mickhargreaves @ConanOBrien

        SO much counting.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Depends on where you are. The dentist might get pissed if you ask him while he's got sharp tools in your mouth "What is this, the MOLAR PROBE??"

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      2. Lissa 🌻 🐝‏ @Mshoneybeez99 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It's Mueller time!pic.twitter.com/f0A61R2wwW

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Johnny Mac‏ @johnny_mac14 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Mshoneybeez99 @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/DW0vfIqA7c

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      2.  💖Faith Johnson 💖Fighting to get our Country back.‏ @Angelwings51863 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/vml8kNdAPY

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      1. Mr.Tim‏ @Mistrtim 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        We all knew it would take a long time (if ever) to unravel the twisted threads tying Trump, Putin, and the Koch's together with all the other bit players who profit richly from the fleecing of America. I hope we see the full list some day.

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      1. Sari‏ @sari_diplonerd 28 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/lEawD6GqLL

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      2. MN Seeley‏ @mn_seeley 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You could also ask your proctologist they same thing. You’ll both laugh and laugh and laugh. Then things will get serious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Shannon Heuston‏ @Heustonmah 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mn_seeley @ConanOBrien

        That sounds like a Jack Handy Deep Thought too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. MN Seeley‏ @mn_seeley 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Heustonmah @ConanOBrien

        Hey, yeah. It sort of does. I’ll leave it to you to explain the reference to the kids on Twitter.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. GidgetWA‏ @GidgetWA 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “Probe.” Hehe.

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      2. Matthew Booker‏ @MattBooker2141 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That’s what Melania says when she blows 45

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      1. Golden Eagle‏ @goldeneagle64 28 Dec 2017
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        I always liked the sign on the back of a car for people who ride your bumper. "Do I have polps"?

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      1. denni renea hausback‏ @DenniRenea 29 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        same feeling waiting outside of the confessional then you see the back of jared trump and say this is gonna take forever

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      1. Yvonne‏ @AZRockerMommy 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I work in the Complaints Department for the US Postal Service, and that's basically all I have to say.

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