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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 26 Dec 2017

    My egg nog koi pond looks beautiful, especially with all the fish resting on the surface oh my God what have I done?

    10:25 AM - 26 Dec 2017
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    230 replies 1,176 retweets 13,351 likes
      1. OAS Correspondent‏ @Orionarmstar 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Not a total loss, you can arrange them in a heart shape for Valentine's Day. Love stinks.

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      1. Mary Mac Bakehouse‏ @MaryMacMixes 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Too much rum, that always gets the Koi...

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      1. Yydriel‏ @Yydriel 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Obviously you forgot to add the booze, and now your koi have gone on strike.

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      1. CruConnexionJen‏ @CruConnexion 26 Dec 2017
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        No no it’s fine. They’re just sunning their bellies.

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      1. Josh Weiss‏Verified account @JoshuaHWeiss 26 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/kdkhcHvWH7

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      2. Mossback‏ @Mossback 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Sssshhhhhh. They’re napping.

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      2. Paul D. (The D Stands for Delightful ) Varga‏ @PVarga 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Conan O'Brien's Spiced Nog Battered Fish Sticks...Could be a great long-term investment.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Cait-Bear  🐻‏ @SuperCaity 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PVarga @ConanOBrien

        Everyone stop commenting - this guy won.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien Oh, my God, I love it. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7267cb33-dd94-4a85-bbe9-9087edd184cb …pic.twitter.com/lIYy344uqM

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      2. James Telonis‏ @JTelonis 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You’re so incredibly unfunny

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      3. TheSage‏ @abh4 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JTelonis @ConanOBrien

        ur so incredibly invisible

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      4. James Telonis‏ @JTelonis 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @abh4 @ConanOBrien

        Yet very visible to your insignificantly trivial thought process

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      1. Melissa Pigeon‏ @melpigeon 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The happiest fish in the world...pic.twitter.com/nwhB39UqdZ

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      1. Glen Horowitz‏ @GlenHorowitz 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You mean "sushi pond"

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      1. 134340‏ @rap_putin 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @emilyp9999

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      1. Mireille Sillander‏ @mimesatwork 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @BellwetherFrnds

        you've given them a send off fit for kings!

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      1. Mr. Oldman‏ @lesshairmoregas 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You’ve done nothing wrong. Simply stir and add cornmeal as needed. Fish smell the worst when they’re happiest. Just give them a few days to enjoy their new digs.

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      1. David Small‏ @davidsmalltweet 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Can I buy a comma....

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