The most commonly spoken phrase this week in my home - "Do you have the Scotch?”
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More like: “have you seen the scissors?” “No, when & where did you last have them?” “I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking you!” “We’ll just look where you last had them.” The jury will see that it’s justifiable murder.
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Monday: "Do you have the batteries?"
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You Irish were always jealous of our tape…
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That and "No, not those, I need the good scissors"
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My friend posted a picture of the tape her mom handed her when she asked that question. It had a Jamesway $0.79 sticker on it. Jamesway closed in 1995.
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not "Where's the scotch?"
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Followed by, "What do you mean you used the last of it??!!!"
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We just got home from getting groceries and my husband asks- do you need more tape. Me:pic.twitter.com/BHShYXvjrY
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It's not: "Where the F**k is the F*****g sissors??!!"

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I try not to be the spelling nazi guy.. but sometimes the incorrect word taunts me.:. Scissors*
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And it should have been where ARE the scissors. Oops...my bad.
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Yeah it happens. Im sorry for being a nazi...
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Twitter REALLY needs an Edit Button!

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Lol
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