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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 23 Dec 2017

    The most commonly spoken phrase this week in all homes - "Do you have the Scotch tape?”

    1:40 PM - 23 Dec 2017
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      2. Mark J Doran‏ @MarkJDoran 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        The most commonly spoken phrase this week in my home - "Do you have the Scotch?”

        3 replies 2 retweets 81 likes
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      1. Lucy coole‏ @LucySoperCoole 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        More like: “have you seen the scissors?” “No, when & where did you last have them?” “I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking you!” “We’ll just look where you last had them.” The jury will see that it’s justifiable murder.

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      2. Sir Monty Hfuhruhurr MP, OBE, CBE, BBC, CNBC, AWOL‏ @BanjoHfuhruhur 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @IamDavidBraund

        Monday: "Do you have the batteries?"

        1 reply 5 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Nick Cairns‏ @niccai 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You Irish were always jealous of our tape…

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      1. Dave‏ @boxdp 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That and "No, not those, I need the good scissors"

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      2. Gary Fixler‏ @gfixler 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        My friend posted a picture of the tape her mom handed her when she asked that question. It had a Jamesway $0.79 sticker on it. Jamesway closed in 1995.

        1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
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      1. JoelyGabs‏ @joelygabs 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        not "Where's the scotch?" 🍸

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      1. Time Geek‏ @timegeek 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Followed by, "What do you mean you used the last of it??!!!"

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      1. Amanda‏ @Kalamityjayne00 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        We just got home from getting groceries and my husband asks- do you need more tape. Me:pic.twitter.com/BHShYXvjrY

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      2. Patti‏ @packbrewfan 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It's not: "Where the F**k is the F*****g sissors??!!" 🤔

        4 replies 4 retweets 115 likes
      3. Armchair MMA Fan‏ @AndyTheSavage42 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @packbrewfan @ConanOBrien

        I try not to be the spelling nazi guy.. but sometimes the incorrect word taunts me.:. Scissors*

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Patti‏ @packbrewfan 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AndyTheSavage42 @ConanOBrien

        And it should have been where ARE the scissors. Oops...my bad.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Armchair MMA Fan‏ @AndyTheSavage42 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @packbrewfan @ConanOBrien

        Yeah it happens. Im sorry for being a nazi...

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      6. Patti‏ @packbrewfan 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AndyTheSavage42 @ConanOBrien

        Twitter REALLY needs an Edit Button! 😎🤣

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      2. Mark McKinley‏ @markgmckinley 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/5jwFZz9RmT

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. laurie brittain‏ @BrittainLaurie 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @markgmckinley @ConanOBrien

        Lol 😂 that’s what happened to the tape

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
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