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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 18 Dec 2017

    Pro-tip: do not go Christmas caroling in a Stand Your Ground state.

    2:01 PM - 18 Dec 2017
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      2. JP  🐶 🐅 🐃‏ @jayep01 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        On Friday, my children went Christmas caroling with their elementary school - in Texas. Check yourself.

        5 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Thomas‏ @thetankengine97 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @jayep01 @ConanOBrien

        Just a joke, bud

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
      4. Name cannot be blank‏ @SlipperyMudcrab 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @thetankengine97 @jayep01 @ConanOBrien

        Somebody's standing their ground 😆

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Jarrett Bellini‏Verified account @JarrettBellini 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        "Silencer Night"

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      1. JR‏ @jaimeri6250 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Just hear those handcuff's jingle-ing, ring-ting tingle-ing, too  Come on, it's lovely weather for a perp walk together with you!- the only Xmas carol I wanna hear this year

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      1. David Woodward‏ @vidadasein 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        This year my church decided to go caroling. Had to explain to my high school senior what caroling is. Her response: “Can you do that?”

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      1. unghoul buzz‏ @mailtweeter 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Do not go to a stand your ground state

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      2. SorcerusSupreme 💫‏ @SorcerusSupreme 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Good thing you're not a comedian, or some people might take this as a joke. 😉

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      3. DustBowlBlue‏ @DustBowlBlue 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SorcerusSupreme @ConanOBrien

        Jokes are funny if there's an element of truth. This one missed the mark.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Jim Ashe‏ @JimAsheCalgary 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        or at Harvey Weinstein's

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      2. SteveBVB_MObster  🌊‏ @SCBerkz 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Good advice. I wouldn't recommend selling Girl Scout Cookies in a Stand Your Ground state either.

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      3. Becky‏ @Rebecca_221B 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SCBerkz @ConanOBrien

        Seriously. 9 yr old girl shot while selling girl scout cookies.https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/02/05/9-year-old-girl-shot-while-selling-girl-scout-cookies/?utm_term=.9b1f3db55dcc …

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      2. Etai Shuster‏ @EtaiShuster 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        What about singing Hannukah songs?

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      3. Feebs 🌊 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Feebslulunbanjo 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @EtaiShuster @ConanOBrien

        I would not shoot or turn Adam Sandler away.

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      4. Etai Shuster‏ @EtaiShuster 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Feebslulunbanjo @ConanOBrien

        I wouldn't either!

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      1. hptoonkraft‏ @HP_Toonkraft 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Time to go Trump carolinghttps://youtu.be/E8fg0EYIrCc 

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      1. CrunchyKong‏ @CrunchyKong 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Also, don't deliver newspapers in Chicago.

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