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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 16 Dec 2017

    All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth dipped in gold and turned into drone remotes.

    12:35 PM - 16 Dec 2017
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      2. ʟɛѧɦ ♌ 🎶‏ @CinnamonGrl3121 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        # AndNotPencepic.twitter.com/IJyYHxpVAm

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      1. Matthew Booker‏ @MattBooker2141 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        For the man who has everything

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      1. Ash x  😵 😵 😵‏ @mizfantastic 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's specific.

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      2. Sam‏ @Kenobi0106 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        All i want for Christmas is Trumps impeachment

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      1. White Wind‏ @EndreFrey 17 Dec 2017
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        Too expensive Conan!

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      1. kocakafa‏ @yunusgur17 16 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/ZNn7DMXY7I

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      1. WideAngle_‏ @WideAngle_ 17 Dec 2017
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        For myself, I would take some Borg implants. Would add 100 years to my life easy. And imagine my golf stroke. 500 yards easy.

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      1. LifehouseTV‏ @LuckyLifehouse 17 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/rB5itlpKmU

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      1. Kenny_n_Cali‏ @romeclone209 16 Dec 2017
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        How long did you work on this polished turd?

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      1. Pete J Senior‏ @PeteJSenior 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Or....gold guitar pics! Rock on over Christmas.

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      1. Nasty Snacks Podcast‏ @NastySnacksPod 16 Dec 2017
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        For xmas I'd like to be able to watch Conan again without Conan hosting Mel Gibson and then singing the praises of Louis CK in the same week. Oh well. There's more space on my DVR now. So much for your all female reboot of America. #formerfan #patriarchy #hollywoodpredators

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      1. Douglas Purdy‏ @dappestdap 16 Dec 2017
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        You'll put your eye out, kid.

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      1. Michael Rooney‏ @RealMikeRooney 16 Dec 2017
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        looks like somebody has not been attending his " Think Big for Christmas " workshops...

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      1. Brandon‏ @BullBearRover 16 Dec 2017
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        Try amazon. They have those for sale. Free shipping.

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      1. Antoi Young‏ @YoungAntoi 16 Dec 2017
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        I need a new president in the White House

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      1. Olen Wayne Smith ✌‏ @olen_wayne 16 Dec 2017
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        Was thinking about that song just minutes ago!

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      1. Jean Bottari‏ @JeanBottari 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That's all?! :-)))

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