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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 12 Dec 2017

    I’m not sure I agree with Roy Moore’s position that “life begins at masturbation.”

    1:05 PM - 12 Dec 2017
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    388 replies 1,688 retweets 17,131 likes
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      2. danieldaviddunn‏ @danieldaviddunn 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Roy Moore's favorite TV channel to watch while masturbating isn't Playboy After Dark. It's Nickelodeon After School

        4 replies 12 retweets 78 likes
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      2. Jarrett Bellini‏Verified account @JarrettBellini 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I'm basically God. Several times a day.

        2 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
      3. Miss Nomer‏ @justplaintall 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JarrettBellini @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/TWX70a7ZGm

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Rebecca I. Allen‏ @rebeccaallen 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @justplaintall @JarrettBellini @ConanOBrien

        🤣😃 bless you, twitter. And bless the interwebs #NetNeutrality

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Jeff Sawyer‏ @sawyerspeaks 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Did you see him arriving to vote on horseback? I'm not he should show up anywhere riding a three year old.

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      2. Kevin Ryan‏ @kevryanperson 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        This tweet is so juvenile I worry for it's safety if Roy Moore sees it.

        1 reply 2 retweets 30 likes
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      1. Mark Was Here‏ @Wordlesschorus7 12 Dec 2017
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      1. Jack Thak‏ @deepbelches 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I think he meant. “Age of consent” begins...

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      1. @drtoronto on instagram‏ @DrToronto2112 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Lol can we just call it like we see it that dudes a peaker head

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      1. Yarnin', Oh Brian!‏ @yarnnan 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien I'm not sure I agree with that. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/24539819-e860-48c9-b4f1-f629d16a87bc …pic.twitter.com/MEqPuIWATt

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      2. MARCY TRACHTENBERG‏ @DEMOWOMAN 12 Dec 2017
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      2. The Discarded (band)‏ @Discardedband 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I believe they would classify that as manslaughter and a wet dream as involuntary manslaughter. Cue Monty Python's "every sperm is sacred"

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. E.W‏ @TheeErikWhite 12 Dec 2017
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        I say Life begins at arousal!pic.twitter.com/rriJt8izZp

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      2. Not Even a Person‏ @KymLang 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You know the Senate added something to the tax bill stating life begins at conception, right? That would put women in jail, pretty sure that's their intention.

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. grammagretalVeryNasty‏ @flashfire451 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @KymLang @ConanOBrien

        Well wonderful if they pass this bill women should begin to sue for child support immediately

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Haroo Hairygenes  📢 💜‏ @Jacquel56721788 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @flashfire451 @KymLang @ConanOBrien

        Excellent point. Actually just make them pay for sex in the first place as a down payment on future progeny. If they knew it was going to cost money. . . 😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Not Even a Person‏ @KymLang 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Jacquel56721788 @flashfire451 @ConanOBrien

        That's pretty distasteful. But if your point is that, to them, the only value of women is their womb....I guess I get it ??

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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