Roy Moore's favorite TV channel to watch while masturbating isn't Playboy After Dark. It's Nickelodeon After School
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I'm basically God. Several times a day.
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bless you, twitter. And bless the interwebs #NetNeutrality
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Did you see him arriving to vote on horseback? I'm not he should show up anywhere riding a three year old.
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This tweet is so juvenile I worry for it's safety if Roy Moore sees it.
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I think he meant. “Age of consent” begins...
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Lol can we just call it like we see it that dudes a peaker head
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@ConanOBrien I'm not sure I agree with that. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/24539819-e860-48c9-b4f1-f629d16a87bc …pic.twitter.com/MEqPuIWATtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I believe they would classify that as manslaughter and a wet dream as involuntary manslaughter. Cue Monty Python's "every sperm is sacred"
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You know the Senate added something to the tax bill stating life begins at conception, right? That would put women in jail, pretty sure that's their intention.
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Well wonderful if they pass this bill women should begin to sue for child support immediately
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Excellent point. Actually just make them pay for sex in the first place as a down payment on future progeny. If they knew it was going to cost money. . .

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That's pretty distasteful. But if your point is that, to them, the only value of women is their womb....I guess I get it ??
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