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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 3 Dec 2017

    A great thing about the new tax plan - if you own a race horse, you can write off its genitals as a small business.

    12:20 PM - 3 Dec 2017
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    362 replies 2,129 retweets 15,979 likes
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      2. Ben Gardner‏ @Ben_GardnerJR 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Funny joke from a multi millionaire that will benefit from the tax plan.

        4 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Texanna52‏ @Texanna52 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Ben_GardnerJR @ConanOBrien

        You can't resent that he's rich, but you can appreciate that he's on the right side. I don't think he'd have a fit if the poor were given the tax cut instead of him. Do something that makes a difference. Vote the greedy bastards out don't rag on Conan. Do something, don't whine.

        2 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
      4. Ben Gardner‏ @Ben_GardnerJR 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Texanna52 @ConanOBrien

        Oh I do vote them out. But for some reason the new age left has this idea that’s its only the right that is the greedy bastards so all the do is harp on that fact. I say term limits for all. That way none of them can be as influenced as they are.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Texanna52‏ @Texanna52 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Ben_GardnerJR @ConanOBrien

        I don't disagree with you. I didn't say left or right, although not 1 Dem voted for this tax bill & all but 1 Rep did. Truth is, just about every Dem or Rep does not come into office as a millionaire but all leave office as millionaires. Why is that? I think we know why.

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      2. Toni‏ @Saytata 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        pic.twitter.com/swJiauTJ3k

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      2. Unreasonably early Christmas name.‏ @Amanda_Kerri 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        At this point I don't even know if it's a joke.

        1 reply 2 retweets 134 likes
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      1. Lito the King‏ @TheseTweetsBe 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Jeff23x @ConanOBrien

        Doesn’t ring a bell

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      1. Dallas‏ @dallas_bentley 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        If you carry those genitals on a private aircraft, it’s a twofer!

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      1. Straz‏ @chrisstraz 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Republicans are getting a little cocky

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      1. Rebecca‏ @McCabeRebecca 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien @ShepRose

        actually, I think if your horse is a champ, it’s big business...

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      1. IamTHAL‏ @NoplaceReally 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Thank God. Finally something to benefit the average taxpayer. 🎩

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      2. Greg Nicholson‏ @Gregeezer 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        That’s nuts!

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Off to a Better Place‏ @JNathaniel207 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Is that what they mean by trickle down economics? This is a joke about a horse ejaculating.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. daniel gray‏ @MPGomatic 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        It takes ⚽️🏀🏈⚾️🎾 …

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      2. Bo‏ @therealOOB1 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        You were a brilliant comedy writer once. What happened?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. belthagor‏ @belthagrowl 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @therealOOB1 @ConanOBrien

        Trump

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